Stomps around like a child and I can’t make him stop. I paid so little for this great condo, I wont let this ass make me leave. The more I ignore him the less he harasses me. 😊

Oh I got a camera professionally installed in my suv. It has a feature where it keeps running when it’s parked. It’s a 360° view and it works in the dark. I caught him scratching my tire rims and told him I would press charges with the cops/condo board. He stopped harassing me but still

Thanks I lucked out getting this place, it’s right in the middle of the city, with a park in the back, and a huge city run farm to right. On the other sides shopping. It’s perfect. I can anywhere in 15 mins. The funniest part is that my address is “Central Park” just like nyc but I’m in Canada! 🤣

Nuclear dust in the wind,
All we are is nuclear dust in the wind

push notifications but it’s just my IBS

(An old painting with a dark scene) the dark ages were a rough time i can't see shit in here

(A cat wearing headphones) Rachel Sussman @RachelSussman "I was playing birdsongs to help him relax." —My kid, perhaps not understanding how cat brains process birdsong

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History better refer to this administration's department secretaries as "The Liquor Cabinet"

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This day in history. 2015. National Tea Day in the United Kingdom. Dreadful stuff, tea. Poisons the insides and breaks the spirit. My uncle Petey gave up whisky and switched to tea and never pulled a quarter out of my ear again.

Dump some mineral oil in there have a hot shower a few days later and let the hot water dump inside and HOLY COW that wax clumps out in … clumps!

not every woman could pull off having this amount of earwax

In the United States, women and children have fewer rights than guns do.

there was no proof in that pudding, your honor

Flavor Flav is short for Flavorful Riboflavin

They need to stop publishing books until I’m caught up reading them all.

I just bought a new mattress and holy crap it is amazing!
A combo pocket coil/foam. Best sleep I’ve ever had! From: Silk & Snow

Let me get the stapler so you can see from a distance….

at least your hands around my throat gets rid of two of my chins how do I look

Where do you live? I’m hungry.

Have replaced the mini chocolate bars in the wooden bowl on the table with apples and clementines. Let’s see what happens.

He lives beside me. No I tried. This has been going on for 4 years. When I moved in he would have his stereo blasting til 3:30 am. He works from home. So I called by-law. He got fined. Then he smashed my new suv with a hammer, twice. And this crap started. He’s a child.

There is this stupid step up to my balcony sliding door, but it’s great for Pickles. He practically lives there when it’s nice out. We are in a penthouse so he can see the park, and the pond. He can hear all the birds chirping, the frogs croaking. There is a nice breeze blowing. This is the park.

Bought myself some bougie white leather mexx runners. Now the cool kids will have to invite me to their lunch table!

Thanks 😊

Cheezburger: big ol’ beautiful fluffy cat with cross-blue eyes laying on top of a whole watermelon on top of a kitchen counter without a care in the world.

..but technically, I’m not on the counter..😾

reverse tail whip into a nose boop,
60 points

He flipped the script, and said that he had no clue what I was talking about. He said that maybe I was stressed about something in my life and projecting onto him. He asked if I believed in Jesus Christ, and that he could pray to him to heal my troubled soul. I am not even kidding you.

You won’t like reading this and will think I’m wrong and block me. That’s fine. Take a long look at how you treat your bunny. Read up on rabbit care. You’ll see I’m right. I’m trying to be his advocate when he cannot talk for himself. I’m not trying to put you down. I’m sure you love him! 🐇🥰