how can you tell a train has just gone by?

it left its tracks.

best. compliment. ever.

a woman is laying on the floor with her eyes closed and making a funny face ALT: a woman is laying on the floor with her eyes closed and making a funny face

fellas...i sat on em.

if we go on a date and you say "my parents are my best friends. we talk and visit all the time." i immediately think two things:

1. good for you. truly.
2. this isnt going to work.

have you tried listening?

tag sounds amazing right now.

my aesthetic.

i see you asked for strawberry jam but all they had was tampons. replacement?

being a cishet white dude with a southern accent, certain historically marginalized groups (i.e. anyone not cishet white male) are gonna have preconceived notions about me no matter how much personal work and internal decolonization i have done.

and thats ok. its unfortunate but not personal.

just for clarity, this is addressed to other black men who expressly go after snow bunnies?

rent is paid. bills are paid. i woke up with a noisy head.

so i took the day OFF!!!

and i am happy i did.

huzzah! knock em dead darlin.

i know how.

when your group os supposed to meet another group at the restaurant but no one shows up at the restaurant.

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I get hundreds of requests every day for money, donations, and to share stories. Imma one person and can’t do it all. But this one…

God bless our veterans. And our elderly. We need better systems in place. They shouldn’t be working this hard and this long. Especially our vets.

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yall got this irritating habit of being attractive and far away at the same time.

yall are damn handsome.

ew.

somewhere jd Vance is quivering.

yall are great people. i am happy to know you.

get some rest. find some serenity. the world sucks but we dont.

i would miss you.

shouldnt they make your clothes fit more loosely?

this is ai.

the villain wasnt the shark. it was all the people wanting to make money so badly they were willing to feed their children to a wild animal just trying to live.

so yeah... capitalism.

god this show was un. hinged.

this is not philanthropy.

this is privatization.