Not my son going "hello coffee stain" to the rug in the kitchen every time he comes in here

Fucked up that I'm sick again!!!

What good is AI when you can't tell it to blur the faces of all the ugly fuckers in the Trump family from my tl

A couple of days ago I was home alone for a 9 hour stretch for the first time in like 2.5 years and it was so nice and quiet that I couldn't bring myself to listen to music. I'm still riding that high of complete silence

👀 you reckon he's morphing so fast that he cums gravel?

We'll see how long it last this time 😂

Imagining what phone sex with rfk would be like

Hey buddy

Hell yeah

Oh

What were you called? It's a wonder my username passed, so many people have been hit with the invalid handle

That's so nice, i barely post anymore and mainly hang out in the DMs so it's cool ti have a place to shitpost without expecting much traction

Elon being the richest man on earth feels like a monkey paw wish where the pay off is also being the cringiest man on earth

Damn we need to get them here somehow

Long time no see

Amazing

I was wondering what happened to you!!! Didnt even consider this place lol

Are we back here now?

You even denied he is a redneck what the fuck 😭😭 hate speech!!!

@inanity101.bsky.social oh my goooooood i've been wondering for so long what happened to you! searched loads on twitter to see if you made another account! HELLO FRIEND

Let the bitchiness flow! Be free!!!

When are the damn DMs coming? I really wanna move over here asap

My life is being so consumed by Music League atm that I'm struggling to do any normal internetting

Love coming home and discovering the cat sitter has used up half a bottle of my super expensive shampoo that i had hidden, blocked the kitchen sink and pissed all over the floor. My cat is alive though

It's nice here

Cough cough

It's insane that someone can appear really cool and normal and then they post 40 meme account IG stories in a row about what life is like when you're in your 30s (backaches and 90s nostalgia apparently)

Girl are you a tuba

Oh my goddd Claire, congratulations! You both look so beautiful 🥹😍 wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness ❤️🥳🎉

‘We cannot keep up with the volume of her turds’, says a knowledgeable source. ‘We call her Tubgirl’, says another.