Two lunches?
Posts by salad bar ham cubes
My mysteries solvable
My causes very probable
Ape rage
They gotta cut out the grabass.
Want to feel old? Weird naval meat.
newest Microsoft product just dropped
Maybe something funny will happen.
Let’s go out there and do some posts today. But remember to have fun
fish cocaine
In the Mandalorian movie Grogu huffs darts.
At the Honda dealer haggling over the trade-in value of a diving bell
Low bar
I forgot which conspiracies I actually believe.
things of that nature
screenshot from the video game Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream (2026). the image shows a Mii version of Falin Touden from the manga/anime series Dungeon Meshi, looking excited as she says to another Mii "Well, in that case, I'm gonna pencil you in for going to Hell ASAP!"
incredible new insult just dropped
#BskyBeer Kirkland Signature Helles Lager. A buck a can, brewed by Deschutes.
Brain Level Zero
Apple Extended Keyboard 3
Learning how high they stack shit.
I told you to read the hat.
Literal h/t @flangy.bsky.social
Walking up to a group of kindergarteners and asking which one is the sin eater
We're jamming.
I think that's just an Everlasting Gobstopper
youtu.be/JJelWvsh0FQ?...
Screw petards. I wanna be hoisted on something else.
There's still time or maybe not.
Neat. Don't worry about what it's used for.