Two lunches?

My mysteries solvable
My causes very probable

Ape rage

They gotta cut out the grabass.

Want to feel old? Weird naval meat.

newest Microsoft product just dropped

Maybe something funny will happen.

Let’s go out there and do some posts today. But remember to have fun

fish cocaine

In the Mandalorian movie Grogu huffs darts.

At the Honda dealer haggling over the trade-in value of a diving bell

Low bar

I forgot which conspiracies I actually believe.

things of that nature

screenshot from the video game Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream (2026). the image shows a Mii version of Falin Touden from the manga/anime series Dungeon Meshi, looking excited as she says to another Mii "Well, in that case, I'm gonna pencil you in for going to Hell ASAP!"

incredible new insult just dropped

#BskyBeer Kirkland Signature Helles Lager. A buck a can, brewed by Deschutes.

Brain Level Zero

Apple Extended Keyboard 3

Learning how high they stack shit.

I told you to read the hat.

Literal h/t @flangy.bsky.social

Walking up to a group of kindergarteners and asking which one is the sin eater

We're jamming.

I think that's just an Everlasting Gobstopper

Clock DVA ‎– The Unseen [Buried Dreams '89] YouTube video by BN-WS 73

youtu.be/JJelWvsh0FQ?...

Screw petards. I wanna be hoisted on something else.

There's still time or maybe not.

Neat. Don't worry about what it's used for.