When you read something that ends perfectly.
"The lesson... is not that alliances cause wars. Alliances are a permanent feature of international politics, and most of the time they work. The lesson is that unconditional alliances cause wars that neither partner intended and neither can win."
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Dude went down the rabbit hole of stupid and didn't come back. Not only did AUSA disappear this nonsense, the guy deleted all of his social media.
Honestly, it was great satire for the Heat Pegseth era. If only that was the intent.
Sadly, it's part of the pattern. With no strategy, you can claim success and pull the plug whenever you want. Of course, the rest of the world is left with the mayhem and destruction caused.
But not surprising.
Is it true? That might explain why it wasn't reported.
I listened to it live and, damn, it was the most incoherent speech I have ever heard.
The takeaways from this were fascinatingly unsurprising. About what you'd expect from a company grade officer.
"Bumbling" is too kind. It's like listening to my mom when she would wash down oxy with a glass of bourbon.
Embrace the echo chamber. It tells you what you want to hear and validates whatever completely uninformed opinions you might hold dear.
I'm sure he has an excuse. Whether it would make sense to anyone but him is another matter.
I just want to know how decisions like this are made but not coordinated or communicated. Oh, wait... it's the new Pentagon.
Brown Shirt Barbie!
Breaking: White House Looking to Replace SecDef
Given the steady stream of gaffes over the past two months, this was likely the inevitable result. www.npr.org/2025/04/21/n...
#Loyalty is not a measure of #ability. And there's no way POTUS is riding out this train wreck.
This just keeps getting better. edition.cnn.com/2025/04/20/p...
Ready for some #Friday #DoctrineMan #humor?
For years, I heard people complain about others who landed key jobs because they were runners. They could run farther, faster, and longer than others and that was often equated to #leadership ability.
Move over runners. The #overhead #yeet has arrived.
#DoctrineMan is like the Cold War. It ended, but it didn't end. It was always stewing on the back burner, waiting for the right time to be annoying again.
The #newplane smell is gone from both the F-22 and F-35, and the F-15EX is like that kid at the dance no one wants for a partner.
They all know what they did was wrong, they just don't care. They don't think anyone can touch them. And they might not be wrong... at least for now.
She also knows full well that operational details are classified. They all do.
But... they won't even address that. And Pete is on camera attacking the Atlantic and denying it all.
We live in Bizarro world.
This is the soldier we found with like five pounds of weed in his wall locker.
Him: "There weren't any drugs in my wall locker."
CID: "We found them. We have them."
Him: "Nope. No drugs."
CID: "You're can talk now or you can spend a long tour at Fort Leavenworth."
Him: "I'm leaving."
CID: "Um..."
The #DoctrineMan #jokes write themselves.
The initial response to this was sadly #predictable. I've come to expect much more. They had a perfect #opportunity to say something like, "ππππ, ππͺπ© π©ππ π₯π§ππ«ππ€πͺπ¨ πππ’ππ£ππ¨π©π§ππ©ππ€π£ π₯π‘ππ£π£ππ π©ππ π¬ππ©πππ§ππ¬ππ‘ ππ§π€π’ πΌπππππ£ππ¨π©ππ£ π€π£ πΌππ ππ£π¨π©ππ£π© πππ¨π¨ππ£πππ§," but didn't.
Personally, I look forward to seeing a bunch of people who probably don't have drivers licenses or have never looked under the hood of a car try to make sense of all the repair parts the services purchase each year.
Friday is officially #funday in the land of #DoctrineMan.
Just another day in the Building...
I am still settling in here... I need to pull the plug on X once and for all, but the shit show is still fascinating.
It's @bsky.app so that means people here see the sausage being made. Monday's comic a few days sooner, in other words.
It's all about the subtle nuances of humor.
#DailyDM
Get working on those bullet points for OPM.
But Murphy's Laws of Combat are something else altogether. Murphy lives on the battlefield. Anyone with a few deployments under their belt can tell you that. The best ones were the subject of my #PointofDeparture column this week: news.clearancejobs.com/2025/02/18/l...
But lost the cap to your canteen and they'll come for every red cent. www.military.com/daily-news/i...
Every #comic tells a #story
Sometimes, they're not meant to be funny. Sometimes, they tell the story within the story. Sometimes, the humor bites a bit deep. Sometimes, they just need to say what's not being said.
#DoctrineMan ain't dead yet.