They gotta start making stools for sturdier folk in mind! Surely all that creaking is a noise hazard, at the very least >.>;;;

A chef we can count on to round out every lion who gets too close! (and every horse, and every deer, and every...)

Piping in to add another side and drink to my order "so I don't have to bother lumbering back later."

That or loudly asking where the most durable seats in the place are >.>;;;

Hmm, you aren't continent-spanning, which means you're emaciated! Gotta make sure that's fixed immediately!

It's a miracle this wasn't me at FC >83

Remember: If you see a lion, expand a lion!

I think I need to write about him eating people >.>;;;

those clips of Don't Eat the Neighbors DID make me realize that I need to make a foppish fox husband for my rough n tumble gambler wolf dad that I was working on redesigning a couple years ago

#nommzart

The danger of being a hefty snake around a hungry mongoose 💙💜

a purple mongoose with a massive squirming belly slurps down a blue snake tail as he lounges against a tiger with a similarly massive belly.

JD and mongoose Ankou have at least one thing in common: our boyfriends look -exceedingly- delicious after we've smoked a bit~

A lil doodle for Indigo~

Thought about lions and made myself dizzy.

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Pins or patches attached to his belt with their faces on it. The heftier he is in a piece, the more there are~

That fox is going to have half the guild on his sides, rump, and gut within a year, all through various misadvantures >83

[*Lie*] Magic has dogs that are mighty and a set named Mirrodin, which is basically the same.

Stress eating *more* afterward in an attempt to focus probably isn't helping!!! That boulder belly will smooth out so much a fox might forget what his first course was >83

The danger of trusting the party's mage to *not* accidentally teleport you into his stomach, and also assuming he'd let you out afterward rather than fall into a food coma >.>;;;;

He can't keep being so handsomely Bad Endable.

The kind of whine that turns into a dazed burp halfway through. Certainly a brave and valiant lion would never be overheard making such noises constantly >.>;;;;

"Do sample our vast collection of leonin flavors. They all came from an adventurer who became a taut berry for months on end no less than a dozen times. The guild made more gold selling his juice than from having him take on jobs!"

At this rate, they're lucky the wall of fame isn't just a selection of vintage ciders and wines in the pantry >.>;;;

Trying to convince the new recruits at your Adventurer's Guild that you should be remembered for your heroics, not for the fact that you're a permaberry who can't be deflated. (It's not going to work, this is your legacy now, juice ball~)

Oof, gripped tight in an elder dragon's talons as you're lectured about showing restraint at meals. All of Strixhaven's going to see you hauled back to campus! (and later hear about just how fattening a horde of pests can be)

extremely inflated badger that swallowed a sharky, his belly is huge

you gotta be careful who you swallow,, your prey just might've swallowed a p-balloon or two 🦈🟡

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Denied that nervous uncertainty of struggling to sit up in bed every morning and not being 100% sure you'll actually succeed. Was that midnight snack what finally pushed you over the edge? Or maybe it was second lunch? You really should've pushed back against the friends bringing you leftovers >83

Everyone should be ballooning, whether with air, food, or bystanders who got too close >:3

just ridiculous

been thinking about this face a lot reccently, nothings more heartwarming that seeing your sona way over his head

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