in an embarrassing snafu, dodgers hitters shared their game plan today via the roupp text instead of the normal group text

Back to feeling fist-curling frustration over no run support for Yoshinobu Yamamoto. Nowwww, the season is kicking into gear 😂

we're seriously making "Landen Roupp" look like a CY winner I'm gonna kill myself

it's the ninth inning and you're down by 3 there's absolutely no reason to hold on to your ABS challenges or your replay reviews

what the fuck are you looking for dude challenge these calls

blake treinen group stoning tomorrow at 2 who's coming

No matter what happens I will always hate you, Treinen ❤️

I'd rather have fucking Miguel Rojas out there I'm gonna kill you dave

some day Will might stop calling for fastballs down the dick from Yamamoto

BOOOOO FUCK YOU DAVE

MAXIMUM MUNCITUDE

I swear to god

ANDY "LITERALLY AARON JUDGE" PAGES

Will...

Tuck are you ever going to do fucking anything

Andres Gimenez fun fact: I hate him

shohei if you don't throw a fucking strike i'm gonna have a conniption

idk Michael, kinda stretches the rhythm

I take no pleasure in doing this...

LAD 9-2 SD 5-6 (4 GB) AZ 5-6 (4 GB) COL 4-6 (4.5 GB) SF 3-8 (6 GB)

is it possible to win a division in April?

baseballsavant currently has freddie's bat speed at 71.3mph which is a full mph higher than he had in 2023 (which is the earliest the data goes)

expert analysis: if the Dodgers keep winning 80% of their games they might make it back to the playoffs

yeah that's what I was getting at when I said it probably didn't count

ah, right

The Mariners did this in their 15 inning playoff game with Logan Gilbert (who was seemingly on the schedule to pitch even before it went as far as it did), but I imagine it doesn't count

Joe Davis speaking to the camera in the post-game looking incredibly disheveled

Joe if you don't get some sleep tonight...

nice job boys ily

Orel has this innate ability to make everything sound a little bit homoerotic

Andy Pages is a top-5 CF in MLB and I'm hearing no fucking less

I'm a big fan of this whole "scoring first" thing, they should try it more