GW19
Rolling
Palmer cap because FPL Fran said he’s doing it and his luck is unmatched.

Yeah, can’t get him without a hit, but I’ll most likely be there in GW20.

Bro’s trying to relate to me while doing nearly twice as well 😭

Wish the mystery chip had been “all out defense”

Only owning Haaland for 2 GWs definitely make it worse. But it truly has been disastrous apart from that one Solanke haul.

Anyone got fewer points per GW for forwards? It’s been complete wasteland for me this season: DCL, JP, Muniz, Adam Armstrong, Evanilson

GW18
58 points
244k 🔻 286k

Merry Christmas to me 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Yes

GW18
2/2 FTs
Saka -> Ødegaard
Kelleher -> Alisson

Insane position to be in 🔥

Go on mate 👏👏👏

GW17
79 points
232k 🔻 244k

Solanke, Semenyo, and Salah saved me from suicidal thoughts.

Saka to Bruno/Øde very likely.

Next 3 aren’t incredible, but I’d be very concerned about not owning for this run

GW17
Rolling to 2 FT

Looking like a shambolic week EV-wise.

Wish my life was too

Relying on Semenyo and Evanilson to turn around this 80% red arrow

At least Hall cancels out some of the pain, but that’s an awful swing

This is despicable ableism. As a glasses-wearing member of society I am deeply offended and expect an immediate arrest and 6+ month prison sentence. If the FA had any concern about creating an inclusive environment this would be of utmost priority.

56 points in 12 games is 4.67 ppg. That’s 177 points in a season if he plays every game. That’s pretty much exactly what you should expect from a 7.5m forward.

Incredible how it somehow got worse after Ipswich at home lmao

Make that 18 points in 9 GWs 😭

RAN suspended 💔💔💔
Now none of his owners will start him vs Leicester for a guaranteed 1 pointer 😔

GW16
2/2 FTs
Porro -> TAA
Mbeumo -> Semenyo

Grabbing the EV this week.

Rayan Aït-Nouri since GW7:
20 points
2.5 points per match
17 goals conceded
1 clean sheet

Yet he’s risen £0.5m in that time. This is the greatest money laundering scheme of our generation and needs to be investigated.

GW15
72 points
310k ♻️ 171k

Bro has not seen @fplsportscience.bsky.social posting 10 times a day about having 5 FTs 💀

GW15
DCL -> Evanilson

Finally free from the worst fantasy asset of all time.

Great week mate. Remind me how many transfers you have? Got to be nearly 5 by now 🤔

GW14
69 points
342k ♻️ 310k

Timber bails out an otherwise poor week.