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This would be a great time to discover that magic actually works, am i right?
#RandomThoughts
The audiobook for FIVE FUNERALS is awesome, read by the brilliant LJ Ganser. If you have a 13 hour flight or drive ahead of you, this is the way.
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The show has won me over, because it’s actually puling off something great: It’s constantly recontextualizing itself so you never actually get comfortable.
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This is what Pinfu is willing to do in order to get his paws on a copy of FIVE FUNERALS. What are YOU willing to do? (Note: "nothing" is not an acceptable answer. Don't make Pinfu cry.)
#FiveFunerals
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18 New Literary Science Fiction Novels
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Any time I accidentally scroll through Facebook I am reminded that most of my fellow citizens are absolutely mentally unhealthy.
#randomthoughts
I made a super cool book trailer for FIVE FUNERALS and you should watch it.
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Darkness in the light, I thought. An inch at a time. My Anna. She’d been a prophet all along. It had just taken some time.
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Round Up the Unusual Suspects took First Prize in its category in the #Mystery and #Mayhem #awards at the #chanticleerauthorconference #chanticleerreview #literaryawards #writingawards #authorawards #fictionawards #goldenageofhollywood #mystery in #bellingham
HARMONY is $2.99USD (and CAD) in ebook, until April 20.
"Even heaven can be a trap..." HARMONY is $2.99USD (and CAD) in ebook, until April 20. books2read.com/saintcrowhar...
FIVE FUNERALS: The Book Trailer
If you ever wonder how old I am, just know that I randomly say "Here we go, yo, Here we go, yo" to myself whenever I'm starting a task.
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It’s chaos. It’s failure. It’s fiddling while everything burns. Everything burns. Everything burns – he actually wrote that three times.
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I wore a tuxedo once in my life, at my high school graduation. I kind of thought there'd be more tuxedos, you know?
#randomthoughts
Does no one in this fictional universe question the suit? I mean, not one superpowered person is like, no, thanks, I’m comfy in these sweats?
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I don't think I've ever wore a pair of pants once in my life that actually fit properly.
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“You must get a lot of invitations,” Meyer said, sounding anything but near death. “Parties and dinners and shit, right? I mean, your social skills and all that.”
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23 Breathtaking Historical Fantasies to Read Now
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I feel like if the USA put half the resources it puts into developing new candy into science we could cure death.
#randomthoughts
They’re in such a rush to get to the reveal they don’t bother to develop the antagonist, which makes the whole thing feel like a joke.
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We understand that darkly humorous thrillers make for great bedtime stories.
@jeffsomers.bsky.social's FIVE FUNERALS is available on ereaders! You could be reading it right now and discovering what @stephenblackmoore.com calls "the best sort" of choose-your-own narrative adventure.
Sleep tight.
FIVE FUNERALS: The Book Trailer
You're a real one
At the unhappy point in my life where I know that in the event of a proletariat uprising, I'll probably be killed.
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“I’m sorry,” the robot said. “You’re already dying. The field has been expanding. A few hundred feet every year.”
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Sounds awesome. We're going next month.
46 of Our All-Time Favorite Book-to-Movie Adaptations
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