Read my article “If You’re Bored, They’re Bored: Five Zero-Draft tricks to ensure tight pacing” in the new @WritersDigest!

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This would be a great time to discover that magic actually works, am i right?

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Five Funerals Check out this great listen on Audible.com. Jeff Somers, author of popular noir thriller The Electric Church, kicks the door in on the darkly whimsical and macabrely weird with Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path—a book that looks at the tongue-in-cheek nihilism of Edward Gorey's Th...

The audiobook for FIVE FUNERALS is awesome, read by the brilliant LJ Ganser. If you have a 13 hour flight or drive ahead of you, this is the way.

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The show has won me over, because it’s actually puling off something great: It’s constantly recontextualizing itself so you never actually get comfortable.

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This is what Pinfu is willing to do in order to get his paws on a copy of FIVE FUNERALS. What are YOU willing to do? (Note: "nothing" is not an acceptable answer. Don't make Pinfu cry.)

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18 New Literary Science Fiction Novels Acclaimed and award-winning authors deliver thought-provoking works.

18 New Literary Science Fiction Novels

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Any time I accidentally scroll through Facebook I am reminded that most of my fellow citizens are absolutely mentally unhealthy.

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Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path by Jeff Somers https://ruadanbooks.com/product/five-funerals/ https://littlecitybooks.com/book/9781968143046 https://www.amazon.com/Five-Funerals-Choose-Your-Perilous/dp/1968143041 https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/five-funerals-jeff-somers/1149265680 jeffreysomers.com The graduating class of Bishop Carlbus Prep

I made a super cool book trailer for FIVE FUNERALS and you should watch it.

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Darkness in the light, I thought. An inch at a time. My Anna. She’d been a prophet all along. It had just taken some time.

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Round Up the Unusual Suspects took First Prize in its category in the #Mystery and #Mayhem #awards at the #chanticleerauthorconference #chanticleerreview #literaryawards #writingawards #authorawards #fictionawards #goldenageofhollywood #mystery in #bellingham

HARMONY is $2.99USD (and CAD) in ebook, until April 20.

"Even heaven can be a trap..." HARMONY is $2.99USD (and CAD) in ebook, until April 20. books2read.com/saintcrowhar...

Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path by Jeff Somers https://ruadanbooks.com/product/five-funerals/ https://littlecitybooks.com/book/9781968143046 https://www.amazon.com/Five-Funerals-Choose-Your-Perilous/dp/1968143041 https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/five-funerals-jeff-somers/1149265680 jeffreysomers.com The graduating class of Bishop Carlbus Prep

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If you ever wonder how old I am, just know that I randomly say "Here we go, yo, Here we go, yo" to myself whenever I'm starting a task.

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It’s chaos. It’s failure. It’s fiddling while everything burns. Everything burns. Everything burns – he actually wrote that three times.

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I Used This DIY Kit to Screen In My Deck, and It Was a Brilliant Decision If you’ve got an outdoor space that could use a screen to keep pets in or bugs out, a Screeneze kit will make the process simple. I should know—I did it.

I Used This DIY Kit to Screen In My Deck, and It Was a Brilliant Decision

I wore a tuxedo once in my life, at my high school graduation. I kind of thought there'd be more tuxedos, you know?

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Does no one in this fictional universe question the suit? I mean, not one superpowered person is like, no, thanks, I’m comfy in these sweats?

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Authors Read and Mingle at Bibliotheque - Mystery Writers of America - New York Chapter On March 31, 34 people chatted, ate, and drank together at  Bibliotheque in Soho as MWA-NY authors read from their work. 

ICYMI: I read at an MWA-NY event at the uber awesome Biblioheque in New York.

I don't think I've ever wore a pair of pants once in my life that actually fit properly.

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“You must get a lot of invitations,” Meyer said, sounding anything but near death. “Parties and dinners and shit, right? I mean, your social skills and all that.”

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23 Breathtaking Historical Fantasies to Read Now These spellbinding reads will transport you to 18th-century France, medieval England, and beyond.

23 Breathtaking Historical Fantasies to Read Now

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I feel like if the USA put half the resources it puts into developing new candy into science we could cure death.

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They’re in such a rush to get to the reveal they don’t bother to develop the antagonist, which makes the whole thing feel like a joke.

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We understand that darkly humorous thrillers make for great bedtime stories.

@jeffsomers.bsky.social's FIVE FUNERALS is available on ereaders! You could be reading it right now and discovering what @stephenblackmoore.com calls "the best sort" of choose-your-own narrative adventure.

Sleep tight.

Five Funerals: Choose Your Own Perilous Path by Jeff Somers https://ruadanbooks.com/product/five-funerals/ https://littlecitybooks.com/book/9781968143046 https://www.amazon.com/Five-Funerals-Choose-Your-Perilous/dp/1968143041 https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/five-funerals-jeff-somers/1149265680 jeffreysomers.com The graduating class of Bishop Carlbus Prep

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You're a real one

At the unhappy point in my life where I know that in the event of a proletariat uprising, I'll probably be killed.

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“I’m sorry,” the robot said. “You’re already dying. The field has been expanding. A few hundred feet every year.”

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Sounds awesome. We're going next month.

The Best Movies Based On Books: An Ultimate List From beloved classics to modern movies!

46 of Our All-Time Favorite Book-to-Movie Adaptations

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