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Posts by Albert Corado

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All Valley Everything: Valley Coffee Shops w/ Christian Martin And we're back! This week we're joined by the homie Christian Martin to talk about the valley's many coffee shops!    email us at allvalleyeverything@gmail.com

i recorded an episode of my favorite podcast all valley everything with @digitalash.bsky.social and my friend veronica shirley to talk about valley coffee shops, childhood bottlerocket wars, and my mom's sex doll quilt

sites.libsyn.com/487532/valle...

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Yemeni food and the cops hate to see me and @riccisergienko.bsky.social coming

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Heading out to loot the burned down houses in LA for my incredibly lucrative black market ash business

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Got to officiate the wedding of two amazing homies this week. Shout out to love in all its forms. May we never be without it

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LOV IT M8

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I guess Bluesky should see the insane picture I took the night the dodgers won the World Series

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Oops! All Bangers Music Podcast · 36 Episodes · Updated Biweekly

hung out with the homie @digitalash.bsky.social on his podcast Oops! All Bangers to talk about one of my favorite albums (and a huge inspiration to all the music I work on), Strawberry Jam by Animal Collective. Check it out below or wherever you get your podcasts!

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

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"I never see you at the club"

Yeah well I never see you in beautiful downtown Burbank enjoying not one or two but three amc movie theaters, dozens of tasty restaurants, plentiful free parking, and loads of local history

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Honestly, I'm into it

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Okay I guess a lot of the homies are on here now. Will try and post about eating pussy here, too

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Man, if this isn't a great visual of exactly what cops do; escalate a situation to the point of chaos and then threaten everyone around them when they lose control of it

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What else can I say about dude? He gets busy

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Me and whomst???

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*Stitch voice*

Osama means family

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I love downtown Disney

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People's City Propaganda Podcast — People's City Council LA People's City Propaganda Podcast — People's City Council Los Angeles Podcast on Los Angeles politics, abolition, organizing, social justice, and the likes

Last week we launched our new project - People's City Propaganda

THE WGA STRIKE HAS HIT THE AIRWAVES! This episode, we dive into the strike w/ @kyrajones.bsky.social & @runolgarun.bsky.social to cover many different aspects of the strike and picket line.

Let us know what y’all think of this one!

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My friends are doing some cool stuff. Super excited for this project to grow.

Hear directly from the people throwing down for issues like mutual aid & community space, labor, LAPD surveillance, food vendors rights, debt abolition.

Plz subscribe on Youtube & everywhere you get pods (link in post👇🏻)

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Sup

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Damn turns out ChatGPT has learned to lick boots

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Any time a woman I'm seeing shaves off her pubes, the phrase, "new look, same great taste!" runs through my head

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Just had 3 ribs added to my rib cage to prevent me from sucking Marilyn Manson's dick

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Only 6 episodes into the newest season of The Bear and I really hope they used the song "Dennehy" by Serengeti in one of the remaining episodes. If not they need it for next season

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After doing a lot of healing the last few months I'm happy to say that I'm finally ready for someone to sit on my face again

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Being back on dating apps is wild. People still out here talking about the office and pineapple on pizza. I think I even saw a bacon reference on a profile recently. Woof

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Whatever she's accused of doing, she did that shit

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Now that this is doing well on Twitter again, I gotta repost here

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Me after pissing my pants in line at the grocery store, thinking back to when I shit my pants at the grocery store:
History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes

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Remember how these used to slap??

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It was the worst of times, it was the Fred durst of times

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