FROM THE PRODUCER OF BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY AND THE DIRECTOR OF TRAINING DAY From the Michael film poster

This is such a funny tagline, who is this aimed at

BlueSky is fun but I’ve just made a new nemesis on twitter and you’d never get that level of entertainment on here

my read on terfs has always been that this has been about personal grievances within workplaces like universities and charities, where older self-identified radicals have felt undermined and their positions threatened by a younger, queerer generation

We’re getting Farage specifically because of Starmer

It’s telly and it’s reality. Starmer made this happen.

First the cans then the deliveroo drivers

Still of the colonel from Akira saying “We can't dance to the tune of corrupt politicians and capitalists!”

just came out of akira 🔥

Holy. Shit. This is Reid Wiseman's video he took with his iPhone while at the moon 🌙

DRIP AND TEAR

He’s armed US bombers that went off to murder innocent people, lied to us about it and smuggled weapons to Israel.

Starmer is going to have to own up to the fact he appointed Mandelson as reward for helping him and McSweeney ratfuck their way to power and also that they knew of & considered his Epstein connection a good thing to ingratiate him with Trump. This is all going to come out eventually, it will leak.

Exactly one year ago today:

Wow it's weird that this keeps happening to him. First Savile at the CPS, now this. Just wild that whenever Starmer is the most senior person in any organisation, everyone refuses to tell him what's going on.

Please please please someone ask starmer “mister prime minister which is it, are you corrupt or are you thick?”

ME: [wincing, covering up Starmer's ears] sorry, do you mind not talking about politics around Keir? He doesn't know about scary things like nuclear war or poverty or Peter Mandelson and we'd like to maintain his innocence for a bit longer

KEIR: my father was a drill bit

ME: that's right Keir!

Just randomly remembered how good this sandwich was

TERF biological essentialist nonsense would make great comedy if it didn't carry such grim and dehumanising political results.

[Scene is a child’s bedroom, at bedtime. Dad is reading a story with child.] CHILD: Argh! Dad! There's something in the corner of my room! DAD [Who is Andrew Garfield because of course he fucking is]: Good lord… it’s… It’s… a small magical Judi Dench! [He’s right, there’s a tiny wizardy elf Judi Dench in the corner] DAD: What are you doing here? SMALL DENCH: I’m here to invite you… to a magical land… …filled with all the British National Treasures that have ever been! [silent pause] DAD: *All* of them? DENCH: Mm. DAD: Cos I’m assuming you mean, like all the British national treasures who haven’t turned out to be non- DENCH: LET’S GOOO! [She whisks them away somehow] [They are now travelling through some magical realm, maybe they went into the cupboard or something] [Mid-trailer titles lettering]: THIS SUMMER... [back to trailer - they are still walking through magical land] DENCH [gesturing around]: A land filled with old British actors your child doesn't know! [We see British National Treasures hiding in bushes, Stephen fry, Joanna lumley, etc] DAD: Look there’s Michael Palin… Jennifer Saunders... Lenny Henry… CHILD: I don’t know who these people are DENCH: This is a special place… a safe place… Filled with all the British National Treasures who haven’t gone mental from social media Or popped up in the Epstein Or just gone turned into a bit of a cunt! [Mid-trailer sting lettering]: BELIEVE AGAIN... DAD: Wait - Simon Callow! What’s that stone you're sitting on ? CALLOW [dressed as an goblin or whatever]: WHYYY… 'tis the Sequel Wishing Stone! Where we all cast our deepest wish... That half the cast aren’t dead before the second sequel. [Trailer ends, Movie title logo:] The Magical Land Of British National Treasures Who We’re Confident Won’t Either Be Dead Or Insane Or Just A Bit Of A Cunt By Release Date - Rated U Dad [quick cut after end of trailer, staring euphorically off-screen]: I still believe! [Ends]

It costs nothing to go through life with a bit of humility and it also has the upside of you making yourself look like an idiot a whole lot less.

azaelia banks tweet saying badenoch is fucking iconic

When Boris Johnson prorogued Parliament for reasons of political expediency, Starmer said it was obviously wrong.

god there’s a name I hadn’t seen in a while

necessity is the mother of invention

Attempts are being made.

It's always interesting to see when the opinion of the general public is sacrosanct (when they hate immigrants or think trans people are scary) and when they don't really know what they're talking about (when they can't afford food and heating or when they want a pay rise)

Supermarkets 'taking the mickey' as drop in olive oil prices 'not passed on to shoppers', says Filippo Berio boss | LBC Filippo Berio director Walter Zanre says stores have been slow to bring down prices for customers despite costs dipping.

There must be sort of limit to how much they expect us to pay, because I go to the supermarket and just don’t buy stuff any more if it’s too expensive. I’m not paying £4 for fish fingers. I’m not paying £6 for a pack of mince. I will just subsist on something else.

www.lbc.co.uk/article/oliv...

BBC News leading all its bulletins on demands by former Government advisor Lord Robertson for more defence spending, without at any point mentioning his current paid senior role for US defence lobbyists

Just for the record, THIS is what a real doctor looks like

If Stalin had done his job properly, this wouldn't be happening.

Alt text: some fucking German scum holding up and illustration of Hitler in a keffiyah while at some event or other. An Israeli flag is visible.