"Don't ship unless it's canon" you are truly are the weakest link. Back in my day we shipped characters that never laid eyes on each other. We shipped characters that didn't even belong in the same universe or franchise. Canon is a chain we threw off long ago
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Pov: you wake them up
(Redraw of an old piece)
#OFMD #OFMDfanart #steddyhands #ourflagmeansdeath
1/4: It was a terrible night. Abysmal. Severely disappointing. Ned reckons nothing else could make tonight worse. Two members of the orchestra were missing, a brawl between five drunk guests broke out in the middle of Ned’s symphony, the caterers were late, and to top it all off, the upholstery felt as if it had been designed for a torture chamber rather than a theatre! Ned loves a little torture, but only if he’s the one orchestrating it. Stede had tried to hide his disappointment but Ned knew his lover was unhappy too. Every time Ned glanced his way, the man was hunched in on himself, a squeamish smile on his usually happy face. That’s not the joy and awe Ned hoped to inspire. Furious and humiliated, Ned stormed offstage immediately after the curtains closed and escorted Stede to his personal quarters. He asked for his beloved’s patience and exited the room to unleash his anger upon the useless staff who dared to make tonight less than perfect. Many were fired and one was stabbed. Ned walked back to the room he left Stede in. He opened the door to see his lover sitting on the stool in front of the vanity, hands in his lap, waiting patiently for him. His heart skipped a beat. Were Ned a painter, he could’ve spent the rest of his life blessing the world with portraits and murals of the beautiful man. “I apologize, my love. Tonight was meant to be special for you,” Ned began, “I will find better workers, better furnishings-“ “Ned,” Stede tried to interrupt. “I’ll have a kitchen built and hire cooks.” “Ned, it’s alright.” “I’ll skin the barbarians who caused a ruckus!”
2/4: Stede stood up and grabbed Ned’s hand, “Ned! It’s fine! These things happen.” Ned looked down, “They shouldn’t.” “I know, but they do. It’s not your fault.” “I know it isn’t, but I won’t stand for this sort of chaos. It’s the wrong kind of chaos.” Stede grabs Ned’s other hand and holds both to his chest, “Tomorrow is another day.” Ned looks back into Stede’s hopeful hazel eyes. He doesn’t see the harsh judgement of a mother who praised his brother and ridiculed him. There isn’t a trace of the dismissal of a father who told him he’d never earn enough to feed himself. Taking a deep breath, Ned replies, “It’s never that simple. My reputation is on the line. Tongues will wag before I can cut them.” “We’ll just pretend none of this happened, ok? Let’s settle down, call it a night,” Stede offered. It was impossible to deny the blonde anything when he was this sweet. Ned agreed and the two headed to the Revenge. Izzy and Pete were on first watch tonight. They readied the gangplank for Stede and Ned as they exited the stagecoach. Stede smiled up at his first mate as he and Ned ascended. He teased, “It’s almost your bedtime, Izzy! Have Frenchie take over.” “Aye,” was all Izzy said in response. He’s learned to trust his shipmates more since Calypso’s party. Switching watches instead of taking on both is normal for him now. “Pete, switch with Fang,” Stede nodded to the other man once the gangplank was brought back up. “Thanks, Captain!”
3/4: Captain. Being called that never failed to boost Stede’s mood. He couldn’t say the same for Ned, however. The pale man was still working through his old crew’s mutiny. “Let’s go, dear,” Stede led his silver-clad beau to the jam room. It had become Ned’s preferred sleeping area during the time he and the crew were getting used to his stay. Having him stay put among musical instruments, and not instruments of torture, helped the crew relax faster than they did with Ed, who sleeps in the Captain’s cabin now instead of his gilt room. When Stede, Ed, and the crew felt it was safe enough for Ned to return to a public space, they dropped him off at a nearby pirate-friendly port and he set his sights upon a ramshackle theatre in town. From there, the former captain of the Fancy established a small center for the performing arts. If tonight hadn’t been a flop, he’d be proud of his efforts. Ned still had a home aboard the Revenge if he wanted it, but he felt choked by Stede’s restrictions concerning captives, so he decided to stay in town and wait until the Revenge returned to port to spend every waking moment with his love as he could. The jam room’s far right corner has since been equipped with a two-person cot, a small wardrobe, a washbasin, and a loveseat. The wardrobe doubles as a wine cabinet for special occasions. “Champagne?” Ned removes a bottle from the wardrobe. “Ooh, that sounds lovely,” Stede accepts the bottle and Ned grabs two glasses for them. Stede opens the bottle and pours the clear bubbly wine into the flutes, then sets the bottle down. The two men lounge together on the loveseat, sipping their drinks and gossiping. The one drink turns to two, then three, until they both feel their eyelids grow heavy. “Time for bed, I think,” Stede stretches and yawns. “Please stay,” Ned asks. He has no more claim over Stede than anyone else, but the Revenge won’t stay docked forever, and he wants to be close to him.
A soft smile beautiful enough to rival the goddess Venus’s breaks out on Stede’s face, “Alright, darling.” Ned gives a small smile in return. He sets their glasses and the bottle to the side of the washbasin and extends his hand to help Stede stand. The lovers wobble and laugh as they strip to their underclothes and climb onto the cot. Ned runs his fingers through his boyfriend’s golden hair as a way to stim until they sleep, “Tomorrow is another day.” “Tomorrow is another day.”
I wrote fluffy SFW Gentlefiddle for @cecillusive.bsky.social! Enjoy!
After an unsatisfactory performance at Ned’s theatre, he and Stede take some time to relax together.
This obviously happens in a timeline where Stede spared Ned, Ed didn’t leave, and Izzy lived.
#gentlefiddle #polycrew #ofmd
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steddyhands is so beautiful. what if three guys all sucked and were freaks.
stede and izzy for a friend's birthday a few years ago! i love this episode #ofmdfanart #ofmd
Blank template of an art meme titled "Monsterfuck Meme". Subtitle is "Draw your OC getting monster fucked". There are five empty rectangular boxes, arranged with three on the top row and two on the bottom. They are labeled, in order: Slime, Orc, Werewolf, Tentacle, Free Space. Top left corner has small watermark reading "@kapslock15", the original creator of this meme template.
🐉Monsterfuck Meme🐺
I started this with Izzy in like 2024 but only got the first panel done. Gonna finish it now though 💪
Thread for the panels as I complete them~
There’s something special about opening the umpteenth story about the same two people falling in love in a new way and still getting excited when it becomes clear they MIGHT BE FALLING IN LOVE.
In every universe. In every timeline.
They held hands?!?!? [kicks feet]
purple does suit him
#ofmdfanart #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
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Looking down on an oval-shaped bathtub, where Stede and Izzy are lounging together. Their torsos and legs are above the water, with bubbles obscuring everything else. Stede is leaning in kissing Izzy, one arm behind Izzy, and one resting on Izzy's stomach. Izzy is leaning back, one hand reaching back to hold Stede's hand behind him and the other resting on the back of Stede's head. There are candles all around the edge of the bathtub and scattered rose petals on the sides and in the water.
Exclusivity is up for the Izzy calendar @yearofbelonging.bsky.social! Here's the art I did for November, a cozy stizzy bath date 🖤💙
#stizzy #AYearOfBelonging
(The calendar is still available to purchase both as physical or digital: yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com)
Izzy in suspension shibari bondage. He's hanging on his back with one leg bent up and the other bent under him, head tipped back and blindfolded. There's green ropes around his chest and legs and the ropes holding him up are styled to resemble a Christmas tree. Izzy is also wrapped in rainbow string lights.
12 Days of Izzmas Day 1: Lights
In which Izzy is the tree, and he's strung and lit so nicely 🥰
#ofmdnsfw #12DaysOfIzzmas
Ed has found the perfect spot for a nap, Stede is bound by sleepy code to stay still for the foreseeable future!
Happy #taketwotuesday! Cold weather is back in full force this week, which means it's 🪄craving a nap but I have to work hours
#ofmdfanart #gentlebeard
Aziraphale, shown from the shoulders down, has Crowley pinned up against a bookshelf. Crowley is lifted off his feet, pants off, and arms around Aziraphale's back.
exclusivity is up for @thwartingwileszine.bsky.social vol. 2! here's my piece, with aziraphale and crowley enjoying their retirement together 😊
#goodomensnsfw #ineffablehusbands
i cnt look at this fucking water anymore. HERE🫳🧜🏻♂️🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚😫🥚🥚🥚🥚
yeah, let's fall those fronts 😚
#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard #FallFrontFriday
Graphic showing a digital drawing of Izzy Hands against a background of flowers and swallows, below this is the name umulata. Next to him are the words: A year of belonging. $24 physical calendar $9 digital. Below that are 14 circles showing a variety of art of Izzy Hands and unicorns. Under the circles are the names: Cliopadraart, MegaDucko, Hyaha-ha-ha, gentleranium, Im_rights, KittyMewes, lostinthebabylon, neopessimist, sam_whatever, ADHDedteach, sensationseeking, cecillusive, asisherright, and WaldosAkimbo.
A Year of Belonging -
A calendar for charity; all proceeds split between Lambda Literary (a non-profit dedicated to amplifying LGBT+ storytelling) & Grassroots Gaza (a mutual aid initiative for Palestinians).
Pre-order through Nov. 19!
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Muppet Ned Low next to little doll Ned Low.
never speak to me or my son ever again
Izzy is naked, leaning back against a rock, with sea serpent Stede between his legs. Stede is giving him oral, with his long sharp teeth in display. Izzy is both flushed and looking nervous.
Kinktober Day 25: Medical Play//Teeth
not that izzy isn't enjoying this, but those are some very sharp teeth close to some sensitive anatomy 😆
#ofmdnsfw #stizzy
yeah okay fine
#ofmdart #gentlebeard
Stede is standing facing away, with one arm raised out of frame, in front of a car with the trunk popped open. Inside the trunk is Ned, blindfolded, gagged, and tied with duct tape.
Stede and Ned, chest up. Ned is shirtless, tied with ropes, and gagged with a leather harness. He's side-eyeing Stede next to him, who is leaning in close, one hand on Ned's head, and smiling.
Kinktober Day 17: Kidnapping//Claws
so how about an AU where stede is a serial killer who kidnaps retired serial killer ned...
#gentlefiddle #ofmdnsfw
Stede and Ed stand in front a glass front box resembling an arcade game or claw machine. Controls and buttons are visible on a panel at the bottom. Inside is Izzy, tied up with his arms behind his head and legs spread. He's sporting a blindfold, bit gag, nipple clamps, and there's a hitachi wand vibrator on his cunt and a dildo fucking his ass. On the glass in front of him are various opaque display screens, showing option menus for the gag, blindfold, nipple clamps, and options for toys for his cunt and ass. Above his head is the number 3.
Kinktober Day 10: Stuck In Place/Kabeshiri//Roleplay
stede and ed have found a fun new arcade game; how high can they get their streak? 🤭
#ofmdnsfw #steddyhands
Ned on his stomach with Stede over him, fucking him. Cut to a sequence of detail panels: Fur starts sprouting from Stede's back. Stede's dick inside Ned starts swelling larger. Ned's eyes go wide, his face turns redder. Ned's eyes close and he ducks his head, his own fangs elongated in his mouth. Speech bubble says "Fuuuuck-!".
Kinktober Day 11: Sex Toy//Shapeshifting
(part of my werewolf stede/vampire ned AU) werewolf Stede starts shifting right in the middle of fucking, and *everything* starts getting bigger... 🐺
#ofmdnsfw #gentlefiddle
Comic page; top panel is split into two images. Left side is Stede in profile, looking down, smirking. Right side is Ned in profile, shirtless, gagged, and blindfolded. The rest of the page is one image; Ned is on his back, hands tied in front of him, legs spread, gagged and blindfolded. Stede's hands are visible, the right pushing Ned's thighs open, and the left with the middle and ring finger in Ned's ass. Speech bubbles say "Look at you...this wet for an enemy?".
Kinktober Day 9: CNC//Inhuman Genitals
i'll stop saying 'stede being a little evil and bullying ned' when it stops being appealing to me 😌
but yeah, first page of a little CNC roleplay comic, to be continued (there's like 6-7 pages) when i have more time
#ofmdnsfw #gentlefiddle
The foreground is a close-up view of Stede and Ed's faces, talking to each other. Stede is saying "I've got lube. How many condoms do you have?" Ed replies "Enough >:3". Behind them is Izzy duct taped to a chair, blindfolded, gagged, and left in only his unbuttoned shirt. His legs are taped to the chair and spread, with two bullet vibrators up his cunt. The background is a classroom, with a roll of tape and other sex toys partially visible under Izzy's chair.
Kinktober Day 2: Bondage//Remote Control
[teacher izzy AU] getting ready for a fun detention with mr. hands 🤭 #ofmdnsfw #steddyhands
Graphic on black background with gold borders; top right text reads 'hybrid signal an OFMD monster zine'. Bottom left text reads waterofthemoon'. Center is a snippet of a fic that reads: Stede's driving too fast. It's late; the roads are dark out here, away from the city, closer to the water. The docks are somewhere around here, but all Stede cares to see is that endless black horizon speeding past him, waves crashing onto each other somewhere in the distance. If he were braver, maybe he'd join them.
🧜♂️CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🐉
Here's a snippet of the wonderful fic by @waterofthemoon.bsky.social! Read the full story in our zine, available now!
Izzy facedown and strapped to a breeding bench. His wrists are cuffed under him and his thighs are strapped to a bar, with his ankles cuffed in too. He is gagged with a leather muzzle. Stede is fucking him from behind, with Ed standing next to him.
Kinktober Day 1: Double Penetration//Breeding
taking turns with Izzy on a breeding bench 😌 #ofmdnsfw #steddyhands
Graphic with black background that says: AVAILABLE NOW Image of a view of the sea from shore, a lighthouse in the top left half, shining out over the horizon where a ship's silhouette is visible in the light beam. A large tentacled creature is wrapped around the lighthouse and a sea creature of some sort is partially emerging from the water in the foreground. The scene is partly obscured by fog. Text on the image reads "hybrid signal, an OFMD monster zine". Next to the image is text that reads "An 18+ digital 96 page OFMD zine, centered on monsters! Amazing art and fics! A brilliant variety of ships and characters! All for charity!".
🧜♂️ ZINE NOW AVAILABLE 🐉
Get our OFMD monster-themed zine now! An 18+ digital (screen-reader friendly w/alt text) 96 page zine full of fantastic art and fic from 23 contributors!
All proceeds go to charity; see how to purchase in the post below ⬇️
graphic showing the cover of the calendar, with Ed and Stede in shades of black and pink and hearts around them. the calendar will be $25 and preorders will be open from October 1-15
Very excited to announce that the pre-orders for the 2026 Gentlebeard Calendar will open on October 1! Proceeds will once again be donated to the Rainbow Railroad.
