So basically Microsoft is turning the XBox into a 3DO

A lot of people are angry Mohan won’t be in The Pitt season 3 and want to find alternative reasons for why she’s leaving. But the show spent two seasons demonstrating in multiple ways that she was better suited for another specialty. If you’re surprised she’s gone you didn’t really watch the show.

Watching a movie about the guy I’ve spent more Saturday nights with than any other human

Livenation and Ticketmaster were ruled to have acted as a monopoly. I am shocked at this info about the only company that I ever buy tickets from. Wait… ohhhh

It’s weird how many people seem to not understand the cautionary tale that is euphoria

I went over four decades without ever having an uncrustable, but now I completely understand needing them for a mission to the moon. They are the best product of the greater Birmingham area.

My trivia playlist and theme from tonight. Come to Rojo for trivia when I host again in two weeks.

Only if you want a shitload of new teen pregnancies and adults who think STDs are a myth

This fancy oven my uncle gave us is my favorite tv show

If you’ve never won the nit even though you’ve gone more than any sec team and you’ve only been to one final four fuck off

Charles Barkley voice: San Antonio and them big churro women

I guess tonight’s SNL is a Jack-off

I hung out with Greg McElroy one night while I was in school, and I fully believe he’s stupid enough to believe we have never been to the moon.

I mean I guess it’s like going to the citrus bowl

Wife just pulled out our playbill from Hamilton in 2018 and showed me that Dr. Santos was Peggy Schuyler in the production we saw. No one cares about Peggy. No one cares about Santos’ bs.

NIT announcer being shocked that today’s college basketball players aren’t huge fans of a movie about how a bunch of white Indiana country boys beat a team of black kids from the city for the state championship is a great example of how we can’t seem to fully grasp empathy in this country

I will have no idea how to feel if Auburn actually wins this whole thing

Saturn really dropped the ball not having a moon launch watch party

Personally, if anything goes wrong for like a tenth of a second I’m aborting the thing where people are gonna ride a controlled explosion to the moon

Maybe wanting to have sex with inanimate objects, a ballroom and a couch, is what really bonded Trump and Vance

It’s funny when Trump talks about not wanting a stupid person as president because someone needs to tell him

Wow

Holy crap, Michigan dropped bodies

I guess there’s only about 3 more hours until UNC announces their new basketball coach…

There’s never going to be a time where I can trust someone named Markwayne with anything involving security

Me scrolling through the Apple bookstore: Orwell’s 1984 has cracked the best seller list
Wife: oh noooo
Me: it’s been a fun ride for the colonies

You hate to see bad calls go against Virginia in the tournament 😈

I just realized the Kelce brothers think all Italians look alike because they said Calipari coaches for St. John’s

The terracotta tyrant is a grotesque human being

Recently heard the United States Military’s strategy for the Iran war described as “Leroy Jenkins’ing a war” and it’s pretty terrifying when our military can be accurately described by a World of Warcraft meme