it’s so funny how many cutscenes in .hack GU end with the main guy going “ah well. better log out and check my email” and then you as the player have to log out of the fake MMO and go to a fake desktop OS and read fake emails to continue the game
Reminder that girls could be reading your posts at any time. Stay vigilant
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.
Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.
Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Says the white man who has an airport for a forehead. ✈️🤣
Nice cope
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
#ffxiv in anticipation of the next stage of being able to hold a LOT more sets for glam, i have been holding on to anything i get from HW dungeons onward and my dresser is almost full again lol. gonna be a very nice spring cleaning a week from today
twice this season i have woken up to a huge crashing sound and both times it has been pieces of my neighbor's tree ripping off and falling. no other damage either time as far as i could tell thankfully. but scary as shit to be jolted awake by lol
not remotely the point of this thread but it did turn more serious, apparently they got told to shelter in place! insane weather for Fresno
i guess uh, important context that we do not really get tornadoes here so getting a warning is more of a novelty than anything
zoom message that says "My sister just got a Tornado Warning while at school" followed by a cry laughing emoji. there are 4 emoji reactions that use the tornado emoji
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the important role i serve at work is responding to messages in the team chat with a thematically appropriate emoji
Japanese fire sergeant suspended after creating 10 different DIY board games and forcing colleagues to play with him while on duty
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I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"
this is my fave beetlemoses for many reasons, one of which is the great face at the end that holds so many feels
“i don’t understand why people like [popular thing]” is a pet peeve of mine tbh. it’s usually not that hard to understand, even if you don’t like the thing yourself, as long as you try
The Troy Baker roller coaster is him doing or saying something stupid, then enough time passes and some good performances accumulate that you go "Eh, everyone says something stupid occasionally," then he's like fuck yeah time to say something stupid again
We mention Disney's Motor Mania in Life After Cars. When it was released 76 years ago it understood something fundamental about driving: No one becomes a *better* person behind the wheel of a car.
a friend described tomodachi life as "typing boobs on a calculator and laughing about it" and i can't get it out of my head
feels like an especially irresponsible moment to ignore BDS when Game Pass is the easiest, level one way to participate in the boycott and BDS just called for renewed pressure after Israel passed a law on executing Palestinian and Arab in prisons that use Microsoft cloud services
Frame #7818 from 50s E16-17 toy crazy
UFC Broadcasters Look Like It
UFC Broadcasters Look Like It
I have my own ~nuanced~ thoughts about people expecting games media to simply not cover Microsoft but nogamesforgenocide.com allows for a very clear path to simply contextualize this every single time you talk or write about Xbox games or Microsoft. It is easy even if you don't think it is enough.
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
We go way back
The Blacksmith Union is telling us to strike while the iron is hot and I'm not sure if I should go to work or not
Frame #118 from E81 Goos Pies
CONFIRMED: several dozen middle school Catholics
