And kept him away from the military school mess hall during the Grey Poupon food fight of '63...
Some things scar you for life.

Caligula wannabe. Loser.

“Obey federal officers and you get to keep your life” isn’t a slogan. It’s a threat.

Any party that thinks survival is something the state grants you has no business calling itself American.

While outsourcing someone to AI the second-hand Nobel Prize.

Gradually

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Euphemistic segue: When slippery slope merges with circling the drain...

Trump makes decades of untreated syphilis look not that cool.

I've been saying since 2016...

Works for me.

Trying to explain to a child that a country version of "Jingle Bell Rock" is by definition an oxymoron.

Tilt at windmills much, John? 👍

This month, your rightwing uncle demands
1) Turn away refugees
2) Tax cuts for the richest
3) Be cruel to trans ppl
4) Defend the Confederate flag
5) More prisons
6) More executions
7) More guns
8) No healthcare for "illegals"
9) Hate anything "woke"
10) Keep Christ in Christmas

"One of these things is not like the others..."🎶

Military-Industrial Complex for the win. Eisenhower is spinning in his grave. RIP.

"Out of the mouth of babes..." Get some rest, Dad.

THIS 👇

Oh sure, Sherlock...nothing more restorative than inducing a mass episode of PTSD.

She needs to have her Mom credentials revoked.

You lost me at yellow lentil. Strange, however that pumpkin curry still sounds enticing.

I should start a new newsletter that’s just called “All the goons abusing Tolkien (this week)”

**science advice, <<shakes fist>> curse you apple keyboards

Autocorrect is apparatchik mind control.

Not as long as the Trust stays funded, the planes fueled and the tab gets covered by a minion.

You guys I’m really sorry but I am never going to forgive him for ripping a side off the White House and I am never going to forgive all the people who could have stopped him but just kept going along to get along.

Sounds like something MAGA...would support..."Kill 'em all and let God/Jesus/Allah, etc. sort it out..."

Bloated. 🤭

"Knee-deep."