Someone with your ear size liking my ASMR video is the highest compliment.

I promise to stream at a different time slot so not to step on your Twitch turf. 🫡

It wouldn’t be a raccoon unboxing video if I didn’t dunk my valuables in the local pond water to the tune of soft chitters. That’s a channel guarantee!

Drawing is cool and all, but I think I finally found my REAL calling in life...

✨As an ASMR UNBOXING INFLUENCER! 📷🦝✨

So put on those headphones, curl up with your tail, and join me as I open these cool movies I found in the grass 🌿

A wheel barrowed my money, but a cart stole my heart ❤️

Oh that’s very scary but I’m not surprised. DVD’s run on just about anything so it only makes sense that they’ll run after YOU too.

If you ever find yourself cornered, I’ve heard that they’re weak to getting scratched. Like punching a shark in the nose kinda thing.

Stay safe out there 🫡

FINALLY, some good cart content 🛒

Friends that stick together, stick together

It's all fun and games until someone starts a puddle fight, then it becomes Super Splash Bros out there

Oh my gosh you know what this means?? It means that it's now a certified picnic day! 🥪🦝🥪

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go dive in a pond.

Music came from "BELLA&LUCAS 벨라앤루카스" and "ThePandaTooth" over on YouTube.

Drawing is cool and all, but I think I finally found my REAL calling in life...

✨As an ASMR UNBOXING INFLUENCER! 📷🦝✨

So put on those headphones, curl up with your tail, and join me as I open these cool movies I found in the grass 🌿

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Romantic words for romantic raccs:

I'd give you a ring, but the ones on your tail are more beautiful than any I could buy

It's because of her that I chitter and chirr

I'd trim my claws to hold you close in my paws

If I can only dream of one place, it's next to you and the mask on your face

Ooohhh~
The alcohol is setting in… I’m already on stage 3 of the beer, so I can’t read this comment properly
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I bring a kind of “uninterested in the alcohol but will take home the twisty metal thing that comes off the top of the big bottle” energy to the party

UGH there was a TYPO. I can’t even blame the alcohol for this.

Graphite drawing on paper, 6x8 inches A raccoon stands squinting in the middle of a snowy landscape, wearing a scarf and a pair of mittens. Both his fur and scarf are being blown harshly by the wintery winds. Someone please invite this poor critter inside for tea and cookies. In the top middle of the image is text that reads "wimdy"

heckin

Wow they're all so goooood! ✨
Great so see others giving them out :)

Oh my gosh, I'm losing my mind at the little figurines and the stuffed Tenax and Barnaby!!!! That's the sweetest thing I've ever seen 😭

And it's always my pleasure to send something over to you guys. That they're enjoyed is all I could ever hope for :)

I'm glad you like the sticker! I spent a long while trying to find just the right ones this year.

And that piece of art really takes me back! Mero just has that really cool look about him, but then again, how could anyone dislike a Vulpera :P

I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. I had hoped you'd help me in this unsavory matter in which my savory property was snatched

My residence and cookie jar are open to you but I only know of one loon, my Uncle Barktholomew. He's quite unusual and will take your left sock but I can bring him along

I'm glad you liked the little treat! They're one of my favorites :)

I've also been checking my mailbox everyday just in case you've mailed the meatballs. Wouldn't want them to stay in there too long and go bad, ya know.

The pinecones!
The blanket!!
The little LEGO Rocket!!

You’re meeting all my woodland-friend standards🌲

Premium sounds so nice but I’m already getting bled dry by like 3 other subscription services 😵‍💫

Ad blocker helps when I’m on pc, but not my phone. And nothing makes me want to angrily throw pinecones than when an ad comes on during my Studio Ghibli soft rain playlist

The dish cloth hangs on the other side of the room and I was afraid to turn my back on the scary ads in case they attack when I’m not looking.

Was washing dishes so I couldn’t even take them off because my hands were all wet and soapy 😵‍💫

I was stuck in the world’s most mundane episode of Black Mirror.

Got some new headphones and experiencing the noise cancellation feature was actually incredible… until my Twitch stream stopped and it was just me, the VOID, and ad 1 of 9

A behind the scenes thread for the making of the Christmas cards for 2025...
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I have some extras and can whip one up for ya real fast if you'd like lol

Don't tempt him, Roudy! Emmett just got back from deleting himself and he's wild enough to do it again at a moment's notice.

If you double dunk the raccoon into the digital void, it'll make him lose a ring off his tail or somethin

It’s okay I’m fine 🥲