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Posts by ☠️🦇Beyond Sirius🦇☠️
Sorry I haven't been around much. 💋
Let's try a Q&A. Whatcha got for me?
I was woken up by a random dance party going on in my dream and someone should tell those mfks to quiet down.
I'm tryna sleep!
⬅️This is who runs this account.
But sometimes,
This is who runs this account.➡️
How it started vs how it's going
Simply walking turns this thing into an escape room for my boobs and I am pretty certain they will win.
Today feels like a lounge pool kind of day 🌊
Trying to hit 3k followers but I tend to disappear into the fog every time I get overwhelmed, shy, busy, dramatic, hungry, or tired...
PSA: My back is sunburnt, so I will not be tolerating a bra. Admire at your own risk.
Thank you. That is all.
If I leave you on read, it’s not out of malice, but the storm of chaos that is my brain. Sometimes, I reply instantly. Sometimes, I vanish mid-sentence like I’ve been abducted by aliens.
It is struggling 😆
I'm a fuckin' ray of sunshine 🌞
Anonymous $50 gift bought me a new lounge pool 🥰 You are my hero, mysterious stranger!
Good morning. I woke up feeling dangerous, petty, and overly confident. Let’s roll.
You’re allowed to dislike my content. And I’m allowed to forget you exist. Balance. 😘
Mentally? Chaos.
Emotionally? Fire hazard.
Physically? Stunning.
Spiritually? Vaguely threatening.
You know, the usual.
Soooo much better! In between the lake visits and river floats, I have my little lounge pool.
Soul-thieving eyes 😏
Does one really catch more flies with honey than vinegar?
#cuddlesorchaos #MuseOrMenace #HotAndHostile #CuteButConcerning
If you like someone else’s pics and not mine, I’m going to assume you hate my face, our future children, and my outfit.
Feeling good this Feisty Friday. I’ll pretend I don’t know what I’m doing if you pretend you’re not falling for it. 🍒
Galaxy bat. 🙂↕️
Happy Thursday! It's too hot for pants. And why don't I have a pool?
Yes, I am the problem. No, you may not stop thinking about me. 💅
Ok, hear me out...it looks like a she shed from the outside, but it's a walk-in freezer on the inside.
I usually don’t put much stock into what someone says in their sleep, but kingdoms may fall...
Is it too early to start thinking about Halloween costumes?
⚠️ Warning: Don’t ask for my honest feedback on your writing unless you’re emotionally ready.
I WILL tell you if it reads like a ransom letter cut from a thesaurus.
It's Friday the 13th. If you feel a chill today, don’t worry, that’s just me remembering who I am. Might curse a situationship or two later. 😘
May the George of The Jungle intro be stuck in your head for seven days and seven nights.
Not you, though. You're cool.