Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, 5th Ave Theater Seattle, 2005, starring Lucy Lawless (and not just because I was in the chorus and she kissed me on the cheek).

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit

Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here

Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse

Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Nobody owes conmen and grifters debate. You’re either in bed with them or too stupid to have the responsibilities of your job. Either way, go home, you suck.

ESCAPING ASTRONAUTS RECAPTURED

DARING GETAWAY CUT SHORT JUST PAST LUNAR ORBIT

SPACE CRIMINALS BROUGHT BACK TO EARTH TO STAND TRIAL

"We're all in this big blue boat together." SAYS NASA SPOX IN NEW STATEMENT. "No exceptions allowed---not on our watch!"

MOST SUCCESSFUL BREAKOUT ATTEMPT SINCE 1972

I miss the old days of the Stranger.

How much money did the nation’s police departments make? How much money did the interstate make? Why do you only ever ask this of the USPS?

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

The film clips that loop on the menu of the original DVD release of The Usual Suspects includes a shot that reveals the twist at the end.

Jesus christ, man. This is less than nothing, you tepid glass of water.

The rare question headline where the answer is yes.

Just happy to see a dorkass loser get absolutely pantsed.

Tweet by Alasdair Beckett-King: I’m finding it very hard to reveal wrongdoing in this whistle factory.

Dork ass loser

Why would I be upset? This is what I voted for. Now get to writing the death plot arc.

Jesus goddamn Christ this isn’t complicated. It’s brazen corruption, and the New York Fucking Times is pretending there’s nuance. Fucking idiots and collaborators, the lot of you.

I had a great aunt who died a spinster. Her family always said of her "She did fall in love once, but he was Jewish..." leaving the conclusion to be obvious to the listener.

It’s really heartbreaking to see you drop the ball on this issue, and so hard.

remember: Terry Pratchett said trans rights, and he was a white man from Britain who started writing Discworld in the 80s

nobody else has any excuse

Australia's the only country getting bonus armies every turn right now.

The biggest tell is the claim that Liz Truss did or said something worth talking about outside of a trivia game.

Why’s this dork’s picture in an article about a political heavyweight? Literally nobody likes him. He polls worse than Harry Reid, who is dead.

Just piling on here. Others have already told you why this is stupid and harmful. Listen to them.

Humptulips.

It absolutely isn’t accurate or factual. You’re so far up your own asses you can’t conceive of a world where you’ve done wrong.

Oh you’re still here.

Ezra Klein needs help, possibly an intervention. It’s been clear for a while he’s not well (Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way), so if anybody close to him can help him, please do.

It is 2026 and the guy who feels entitled to the Democratic nomination is making gay jokes in public. Fuck you.

The voters you’re pandering to with this braindead take are dying off of old age and prostate cancer. Grow up.

The only correct response.

peats