You know he may have a point if it was Iran that started bombing Israel instead of the other way around. We shouldn’t be assisting Israel with this attack on Iran.

"There's only one majority in this country and that's the working class." —Zohran Mamdani

Is this what you point to?

When you’re famous you can say anything and they let you do it.

Pope Leo XIV in Cameroon: “The world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants.”

I will only eat Mexican food in Mexico.

The whole "cyclists are entitled" thing is obviously bullshit, but when it happens it's worth unpacking what those people are really saying: "I don't think cyclists are entitled to ride without the risk of serious injury or death."

That's all we are asking for. And it's ghoulish to oppose that.

The Republican talking point is that God is on our side so it’s good to kill innocent people.

I call them asshole identifiers.

So he thinks Iran would nuke Italy? I don’t think that would be their first choice.

Perp walk that bitch.

Not gonna lie but I thought this was a bag of weed.

AOC: "The President of the US is a rapist. The President of the US is implicated in the Epstein files. He is convicted in court on 34 counts of felony fraud"

My political crush rides an e-bike? I couldn’t love her more!

Wait till he meets Hegseth.

AOC: What law would you want to make?

All stop! His healthcare plan is to dress like Jesus and heal everyone.

Impeach the Pope!

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., speaks during a news conference. (Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images)

AOC: “The mistake that I made, you know, from all the movies that we see growing up about heroes & villains — is that I thought that fascist takeover attempts were going to be architected by evil geniuses — I was not expecting how unearned, nepotistic, mediocre, & just dumb the architects would be”

FREEDOM JUICE!

Disco was commercially unsuccessful until Saturday Night Fever. That made it mainstream and destroyed it.

I can’t wait for Mike’s I didn’t see it response.

Countless. I grew up around those guys. We used to go to Henry’s bar. They would serve us even though we were under age.

SMDH...

Why doesn’t he just give Hungary 40 billion dollars like he did in Argentina?