but it's number 9 tho

a tweet from an engagement bait account, consisting of the phrase "if a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slút, but if a man does it... he's ????", and a reply from the host of uk apprentice and life peer lord alan sugar, simply consisting of the word "gay" in all lowercase

unc still got it

Emerson poll | 3/21-3/23 LV US Senate Maine Democratic primary 2026 (crosstabs | net) 🟩Green: Platner 🟪Purple: Mills — 🟩Democratic: Platner +24.3 🟩Republican: Platner +21.4 🟩Independent/other: Platner +33.0 🟩Male: Platner +40.8 🟩Female: Platner +18.0 🟪Non-binary or other: Mills +96.7 🟩18-39 years old: Platner +36.7 🟩70 olds or older: Platner +14.2 🟩High school or less: Platner +4.2 🟩Postgrad or higher: Platner +25.9 🟩White: Platner +26.7 🟩Non-white: Platner +26.9

platner update:

footnotes2marx is leagues above competition because most of their videos are minecraft parkour playthroughs overlaid with tts audio of leftcom/autonomist deep cuts

i'm more optimistic about oliver larkin, he's running on a platform which includes lifting the cuba blockade and recognizing palestinian refugees' right of return in a district made up of affluent miami suburbs, and he has a (small) shot at winning

not a fan of his, but he's ahead in the primary and the general according to almost every poll (including his opponents' internals), so it seems like his approach is working, whatever it is

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Emails from jabba

the results for the 1st round of municipal elections in the french town of arcis-sur-aube, showing 37.81% of the vote (411 votes) for charles hittler, 32,20% (350 votes) for annie soucat, and 29,99% (326 votes) for antoine renault-zielinski. all three of the candidates are independents.

incredible things are happening in france

when fine shyt cupps her ventral fins>>>>>

Damn it smells like upcat in here

Maze Bank [sjr] Boww

they're making some wild shit in the dmv
on.soundcloud.com/dZ2Smv9ii7y3...

Babylon YouTube video by Oneohtrix Point Never - Topic

youtu.be/FMg39cj25KY?...

that's oomf🫡

Let Me Win Your Money

and even then, i wish they were actually anti-nato, polanski was saying he'd absolutely invoke article five if he were pm during a panel show a few days ago

chomocracy

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his son, on the other hand, might be one of the best to ever do it youtu.be/OpHfAGMLgrc?...

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food has the power to tear people apart

Prince Andrew Arrested for Conduct Unbecoming a Pedophile

Jamaican Giles Corey:

Incel Argonian named “Runs-From-Women”

hbd

hey uh, i really need help please

Policy of Truth is like if school shooters had wrestling intro music i can’t hear that at Wegman’s

My name is Naruto Osmanoglu.

This one is called “what if we played baskingball 🏀⛹️‍♀️ in the biggest wettest tunnel ever❔😱”

a post by twitter user "hen again" (@afterwayafter) saying "This guy is horrendous but I don't want us to lose sight of the fact that 'white male leftist who thinks he's found a loophole that allows him to call black people the n-word leftistly' is an absolute all-time great twitter character. You simply can't get this stuff on Bluesky". the post quotes a different post by twitter user "dan" (@bierkonceagain) saying "What the actual fuck?!" in reference to an attached screenshot of many posts from twitter user "Unelected Faceless Bureaucrat" (@Warren97418412) referring to people of color with whom he disagrees, including a candidate for Your Party's leadership elections, as "house negroes"

baffling things are happening on the other site

thoughts on @greensorganise.bsky.social?