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Posts by The Shinguardian

it's part "Oh good, LAFC is, indeed, mortal." and part "Oh shit this is coming for us next weekend."

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List of all-time top goal scorers for St. Louis CITY. Eduard LĂśwen is in second place with 20 goals as of April 18, 2026

List of all-time top goal scorers for St. Louis CITY. Eduard LĂśwen is in second place with 20 goals as of April 18, 2026

A 🍒 on top of Löwen's goal: it was his 20th with #AllForCity

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Most PKs for Seattle against CITY: Albert RusnĂĄk with 2

Most PKs for Seattle against CITY: Albert RusnĂĄk with 2

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In 7 games against St. Louis CITY, Brian Schmetzer remains a perfect 7-0-0.
#AllForCity #Sounders

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Most goals for Seattle against CITY: Albert RusnĂĄk with 3

Most goals for Seattle against CITY: Albert RusnĂĄk with 3

Most Assists for Seattle against CITY: Albert RusnĂĄk with 4

Most Assists for Seattle against CITY: Albert RusnĂĄk with 4

Most contributions for Seattle against CITY: Albert RusnĂĄk with 7

Most contributions for Seattle against CITY: Albert RusnĂĄk with 7

Most Appearances for Seattle against CITY: Albert RusnĂĄk, Alex Roldan and Cristian Roldan with 8 apiece.

Most Appearances for Seattle against CITY: Albert RusnĂĄk, Alex Roldan and Cristian Roldan with 8 apiece.

Albert RusnĂĄk is a beast against CITY.
#AllForCity #Sounders

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A list of games showing the abysmal history of St. Louis CITY against Seattle Sounders (7 losses in 8 games)

A list of games showing the abysmal history of St. Louis CITY against Seattle Sounders (7 losses in 8 games)

😒
#AllForCity #Sounders

(I think this is the soccer gods' way of getting back at me for following Seattle all those years before CITY joined the league)

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But you have to wonder why he wasn’t subbed on at 80? 75?

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Well a LĂśwen goal salvages something on the night. #AllForCity

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Our subs don’t give us life because our starters are MLS subs, at best.

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It’s also noteworthy—
Liverpool fans sing about always having their team’s back.

Minnesota United fans sing about themselves… or at best, the team saving the fans? Always been confused by it.

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If Schmetzer isn’t above making halftime subs, neither should Damet.

#AllForCity

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Thank you.
Prince, Hüsker Dü, Dylan… it’s amazing they eschew all this music from Minneapolis/Minnesota.

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Another fun fact in this series:
Seattle have won every game led by Brian Schmetzer (6-0-0). The one game he missed (due to sickness) is the only game #AllForCity have beaten #Sounders

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Fun fact: #AllForCITY have led in Seattle for a total of 4 minutes.

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Shit man. No words.

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A screenshot from https://stlsoccer.wiki/team/st-louis-city/season/2026/ depicting the Fastest Goal of the 2026 St. Louis CITY season (Marcel Hartel, 20th minute, versus FC Tulsa April 15)

A screenshot from https://stlsoccer.wiki/team/st-louis-city/season/2026/ depicting the Fastest Goal of the 2026 St. Louis CITY season (Marcel Hartel, 20th minute, versus FC Tulsa April 15)

A screenshot from https://stlsoccer.wiki/team/st-louis-city/season/2026/ depicting the Biggest Win of the 2026 St. Louis CITY season (4-0 versus FC Tulsa; April 15)

A screenshot from https://stlsoccer.wiki/team/st-louis-city/season/2026/ depicting the Biggest Win of the 2026 St. Louis CITY season (4-0 versus FC Tulsa; April 15)

A screenshot from https://stlsoccer.wiki/team/st-louis-city/season/2026/ depicting the Most Clean Sheets of the St. Louis CITY 2026 season (Roman BĂźrki, 1)

A screenshot from https://stlsoccer.wiki/team/st-louis-city/season/2026/ depicting the Most Clean Sheets of the St. Louis CITY 2026 season (Roman BĂźrki, 1)

A screenshot from https://stlsoccer.wiki/team/st-louis-city/season/2026/ depicting the Longest Unbeaten streak of the 2026 St. Louis CITY season (Win, Tie, Tie, Win; March 12 through April 15)

A screenshot from https://stlsoccer.wiki/team/st-louis-city/season/2026/ depicting the Longest Unbeaten streak of the 2026 St. Louis CITY season (Win, Tie, Tie, Win; March 12 through April 15)

Some 2026 notables from tonight's #AllForCity win over FC Tulsa:
• Hartel's 20th minute goal is fastest of the season to date
• 4-0 win is the biggest win of season to date
• Bürki's 1st Clean Sheet of season
• Longest unbeaten streak of season to date (4 games)

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A screenshot from https://stlsoccer.wiki/team/st-louis-city/ depicting St. Louis CITY SC's records across all competitions in its history. Their all-time record across all competitions is 40-55-29

A screenshot from https://stlsoccer.wiki/team/st-louis-city/ depicting St. Louis CITY SC's records across all competitions in its history. Their all-time record across all competitions is 40-55-29

A screenshot from https://stlsoccer.wiki/team/st-louis-city/ depicting the all-time Clean Sheets leaders for St. Louis CITY SC. Roman BĂźrki with 20; Ben Lundt with 3.

A screenshot from https://stlsoccer.wiki/team/st-louis-city/ depicting the all-time Clean Sheets leaders for St. Louis CITY SC. Roman BĂźrki with 20; Ben Lundt with 3.

A screenshot from https://stlsoccer.wiki/team/st-louis-city/ depicting St. Louis CITY SC's longest unbeaten streaks. Their longest unbeaten streak is 5 games, accomplished 3 different times.

A screenshot from https://stlsoccer.wiki/team/st-louis-city/ depicting St. Louis CITY SC's longest unbeaten streaks. Their longest unbeaten streak is 5 games, accomplished 3 different times.

Some all-time notables from tonight's #AllForCity win over FC Tulsa:
• 40th win for CITY across all competitions
• 20th clean sheet for Bürki across all competitions
• 4 games unbeaten » tied for 4th longest streak in club history

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it'd be nice to pry Prince Owusu away from them 😜

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My only guess is that #4 (Mbacke) IS on the bench but Apple hasn’t updated the player name from Nilsson yet?

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Escape from NY

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Who do you think we might see getting their first #AllForCity minutes this year?
• Ostrák
• Yaro
• Hiebert
• Fallou
• Pearce
• Lundt
• Glover
• None of the above

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Went to turn on the #STLCards game today, only to find out the team still believes in local blackouts. SIGH. I have MLB.tv but now need to pay for Cardinals.tv? The nickel and diming needs to stop. Just show all games/teams through the league channel like MLS on AppleTV.

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The dark arts.
In case you were wondering why the crowd was getting on Turner at the end of the game.
#AllForCity v. #NERevs
#STLvNE

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Love me some tiny flag.
#AllForCity v #NERevs
#STLvNE

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Updated for kickoff. Still seems like mostly CITY fans up there.

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Let’s see if they announce it at 80’ though…

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#AllForCity

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#AllForCity

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Away supporters section at Energizer Park taken after warmups Mar 21st against New England Revolution.

Away supporters section at Energizer Park taken after warmups Mar 21st against New England Revolution.

Away supporters section taken after warmups. Doesn’t look like many Revs fans made the trip tonight. It’s mostly CITY fans up there. I’ve seen a few Reve fans walking around but not many. Also doesn’t help that they have similar colors to CITY.
#AllForCity v #NERevs
#STLvNE

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Energizer Park in St. Louis before the game against New England Revolution on Mar 21, 2026. The view is from behind the south end goal, looking north across the field.

Energizer Park in St. Louis before the game against New England Revolution on Mar 21, 2026. The view is from behind the south end goal, looking north across the field.

Mar 21st and I’m not complaining about this weather at all. Let’s get em tonight, boys. 💪 ⚽️
#AllForCity v #NERevs
#STLvNE

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