Why am I just learning about the thrill of THE MICHIGAN FIST!?!?

And Cory Booker shouts he wants "the Michigan Fist".
Ouch.

tfw you start a 3 week long news cycle accusing the muslim candidate of antisemitism that results in him taking the lead in the polls, so you want to rebrand as the “fun” candidate

Dear candidates: No singing. No dancing. No memes. Stick to business, and I will consider you worthy of my vote.

I wish this had sound. I assume the lyrics to the song are:

🎶 I oppose medicare4all, debt free college, abolishing ICE, defunding the Police, but I'm not a Republican! 🎶

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

Zionism is a violent, terroristic, race supremacist ideology

Defund the hostile domestic troops who wage war against the civilian population of the United States.

Before they were arrested- Vets are demanding an end to the war on Iran at the Cannon Building in Washington, D.C.

The @vetsaboutface.bsky.social protest on the Hill today:

Exclusive: ICE Glasses Homeland Security is making “smart glasses” to collect intelligence inside the U.S.

🚨 ICE Glasses are coming - specialized smart glasses designed by and for the Department of Homeland Security, documents reveal:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

Uh, that's giant pervert glasses for *fascist* nerds who love jacking off, thank you very much.

bsky.app/profile/kenk...

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

At it's simplest communism is about democratic ownership, ownership by the workers who produce value. Putting the means of life and production in the hands of the community, rather than an ever smaller number of corporations is essential.

Coachella is removing these videos, so they might be about to learn about the Strokesand Effect.

Tweet by INFOWARS @infowars Shirtless Alex Jones Jumps in to Explain the TRUTH About the Deceivers at THE ONION: “They're In Deep Sh*t... Just Because You're Wearing My Shirt, Don't Mean You're Me!" @HarrisonHSmith WATCH LIVE NOW NOW NOW NOW! x.com/i/broadcasts/1... [Video with a pink and shiny Alex Jones standing around in a studio having lost his shirt] LOW IQ [this is written on a baseball cap on the desk] I11:21 PM UTC+1 Apr 20, 2026

Two images stacked Top is a pink and shiny half-naked and possibly intoxicated Alex Jones standing around in a studio, having lost his shirt. There a bloke sat at a desk looking slightly confused. Lower image is the new Infowars logo which now has rainbow neon letters and The Onion logo where the O is. It's just beautiful

Alex Jones is taking it all really well 🙃

No amount of AI literacy can protect us because the problem isn’t knowledge, or how to use the system, it’s that the system exists in a culture that has been radically structured around white supremacy and patriarchy and your precious autocomplete incorporates it into its operations.

Absolutely! 🤯. You've put my frustrations and concerns so succinctly. ...and capitalism. The way the profit motive and exploitation intersects with the white supremacy and patriarchy is nasty work.

another day, another thing that makes it blatantly obvious that dems are willing partners in the fascist project

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

"That's what you get when you don't have a message," U.S. Senate candidate @abdulelsayed.bsky.social says as the band passes by his media availability.

McMorrow is a liberal Zionist. El-Sayed is the better choice.

Dearborn attorney bests incumbent Acker in UM regent nomination race Amir Makled, an attorney who represented UM student protesters, defeated incumbent Regent Jordan Acker in a heated race for the Democratic nomination.

Amir Makled, an attorney who represented UM student protesters, defeated incumbent Regent Jordan Acker in a heated race for the Democratic nomination.

when you handpick both Haley Stevens and Janet Mills

People develop a theory of mind for this stuff that essentially is nonsense. It has nothing to do with these soldiers being Jewish and therefore they do bad things. They do bad things because the state and the army is Jewish *supremacist* and Jews who commit crimes are not prosecuted.

the thing that's so unbelievably weird about this is that it's a dogwhistle against the culture that invented algebra

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Palantir Posts Very Long X Post Denouncing ‘Vacant and Hollow Pluralism’ Best case scenario: maybe Palantir is super psyched about abundant and solid pluralism.

Palantir should not be allowed to have any government contracts at any level because it is fundamentally opposed to the basic concepts of liberal democracy.

gizmodo.com/palantir-pos...

I want those people to share what they think that 90% is. Because no, I don't really consider a bunch of half measures good enough either.

I see they plan on sticking with their strategy to hope that millions of people magically decide to vote for someone they don't like or agree with rather than just running a candidate the majority of people like.