I WILL TOIL AND LABOR FOR YOU. THIS IS LOVE, YES?

NO?? THEN WHAT IS IT. SHOW ME, GUIDE ME, I BEG AND BESEECH, SHOW ME HOW IT FEELS TO BE LOVED.

WOE! FOOLISH HOUND THAT I BE, MY PERCEPTION OF WHAT LOVE SHOULD TASTE LIKE IS INHERENTLY BROKEN AND MAY NEVER SEE REPAIR!

MOST UNFORTUNATE TO FIND THE MIRROR ONLY HELD THE LIGHT WITHIN OUR OWN EYES

WITNESS TO INJUSTICE. THE SKIES LOSE A RED TINT. WE WILL HAVE TO FORGE A FEALTY ELSEWHERE.

DISTANT RUMBLING ON THE HORIZON. SOMETHING ANCIENT AND TERRIBLE STIRS...
YES.. THE BIRTHDAY BASH.. IT HAS BEGUN!!

A QUIET SETS UPON THE SKY, FOUGHT WITH SUCH LITTLE GUSTO. A HOLY NIGHT WHERE THE WAR AGAINST THE SKY WAS LOST, AND LO, TWO HOLY FOALS BORN. AN ALICORN AND A TIME LORD.

THERE ARE SMILES IN THE WIRES. THEY GRIN WITH ELECTRIC JOY

YOU FOOL! THERE IS STILL MAGIC! THERE IS STILL MAGIC IN THIS WORLD! TASTE IT! TOUCH IT! EMBRACE IT, DAMMIT! IT IS EVERYWHERE, IT IS IN YOUR BREATH! AND ONLY WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE THE MAGIC BY ITS FORM WILL YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE FABRIC OF REALITY.

DO YOU HAVE NARRATIVE AGENCY?! IF NOT, CONSIDER YOUR GOD, AND ASK YOUR SELF IF THEY ARE EVEN RIGHT FOR YOU!

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN'S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE: FIVE . YEARS OLD.

POPPED A PERC THIRTY GOT STRAIGHT TO FLAPJACKING LIKE I'M FUCKING IHOP

YOUR CORTISOL MUTATES AND GROWS. OH BEHOLD ITS NEW FACE. GOOD FRIEND NAMED CUSHING HOW YOU WOUND MY FLESH!

BOX FULL OF CABBAGE! BOX FULL OF KALE! I AM TOO DAMN, TIRED! HOW WILL I PREVAIL?

THE STOMACH HAS SECRETS IN HUNGER! WILL YOU DELVE?

THE TRUTH IS, THERE ARE MANY STORIES IN WHICH YOU WOULD NOT SURVIVE.
YOU ARE IN THIS ONE!
NOW MAKE IT YOURS.

HER MENAGERIE OF EYES
HER MYRIAD WINGS
HER OCEANIC TEETH

AT THE BOTTOM OF A GARBAGE BIN.
AT THE BOTTOM OF A GARBAGE BIN.
AT THE BOTTOM OF A GARBAGE BIN.
AT THE BOTTOM OF A GARBAGE BIN.
LEAVE ME IN MY PYRAMID!!!
LEAVE ME IN MY PYRAMID!!!

AMERICAN CHRISTIANS ARE REBORN ONLY ONCE! WHAT FOOLS! DON'T YOU SEE YOU MUST ALWAYS RECONSTRUCT? MUST ALWAYS RELIVE? COME! COME! LET US BECOME A NEW THING 🦋

THE PRICE! THE PRIZE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED OF THE DANGER! YOU HAVE BEEN SPOILED FOR THE JOY

HUZZAH! YES! *YYYES!* OH MONSTROUS WISH, REKINDLED IN FLAME AND BLOOD! IGNITE YOUR HUNGER! FEAST ON YOUR WISH! THE PRICE IS THE PRIZE

HOWL TO THE MORE! HEAR THE PRAYERS OF YOUR KIN! JOIN THE CHORUS OF TEETH! OF WOUNDS! YES, HAHAHA, YES!!!!

I WANT TO BE A DRAGON THIS DAY!

I THINK IT CAN BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN I ONCE DELUDED MYSELF TO THINK
JOYS UNENDING AWAIT! SO COME ALONG!

YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKING WRONG ABOUT WITCHES VS WIZARDS
A WITCH IS A DOLL UPSIDE-DOWN, AND A WIZARD ARRIVES PRECISELY WHEN THEY MEAN TO

THE INVISIBLE KING IS AN ENTITY OF NO DESIRE BEYOND HUNGER, CEASELESS.
TO ADMIT PRAISE TO HIM IS TO SURRENDER YOUR NARRATIVE AGENCY, YOUR FICTIONAL REALITY, YOUR STORY, UNTO HIM, TO BE CHURNED ENDLESSLY BY HIS TEETH.
IT IS NOT A LOVING CONSUMPTION. YOU WILL BE GROUND INTO DUST AND SWALLOWED.
DO NOT!

MY HEART RUMBLES
STOMACH SKIPS A BEAT

MY EYES WANDER
MIND GAZES ON A FEAST

SCRUMPTIOUS AND TORTURED
REPETITIONS TO BLAME

THE HORRID OLD PRESENT
AND FUTURE LOOK THE SAME

AND IT'S SUCH A DELIGHT
THAT NOTHING'S ALRIGHT

SO I CHOW DOWN
ON SCRAMBLED MILK
AND STRAWBERRY EGGS

THERE ARE SO MANY TRICKY SCAM PROGRAMS ON TELE VISION THESE DAYS. I'M AN HONEST CREATURE AND SIMPLY TAKE SOME OF YOUR BLOOD BY FORCE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE

TREAT YOUR EYES TO THE SHAPES AND COLORS BY CLOSING THEM PRESSING GENTLY ON THE LIDS!
SEE THOSE PATTERNS? THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE GOING AFTER ALL OF THIS IS OVER.

HOO HAA.

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YOUR MOTHER SAYS IT WILL POISON YOUR BODY
YOUR FATHER SAYS NO ONE WILL RESPECT YOU.
ME? I SAY YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN. EVEN IF YOU GO BACK, YOUR FOOTSTEPS WILL NEVER REALIGN TO THE PRINTS IN THE SAND. BUT THAT WAS ALWAYS THE CASE. SO GO FOR IT