a black dog is running in a field in front of a thatched roof house . ALT: a black dog is running in a field in front of a thatched roof house .

lmao philip approves

for your goats, I bet

A master stroke. I think the Onion may be the only entity in the world actually playing 4D chess

😂

too generous

A joyous fourthe of the twentae to thee, and thine

if you ain't gonna wear a garlic necklace while you sleep at least shut the window

Hundreds of Fake Pro-Trump Avatars Emerge on Social Media

Warn your kids! Hundreds of Fake Pro-Trump Avatars Emerge on Social Media www.nytimes.com/2026/04/17/b...

the store the music in their teeth, like a camel stores wine in its humps

I don't want to discourage anyone from trying via apps, just want to point out that yes, you're not imagining it, and it is discouraging to have these observations in the process of doing something that is already challenging and scary and demoralizing (finding your person)

It is sad, and the inability or unwillingness to be authentic is arguably the core reason trying to find healthy, adult connection with online dating I think is the primary reason I've seen it go from possible to pretty much impossible in 15 years.

You aren't wrong, I've had people tell me this is something they actually do, I've heard it in online interactions but also face to face ones. And I think the # of dudes doing it is much much higher because I know not everyone is gonna own up to it. I've heard some women do it, but it's mostly men.

The pokemon spheal in some snow with the text "happy spheal sunday let's give it our nothing"

really upset they don't let you sacrifice delphine to any of the daedric princes

good freg

Be the temporary & insignificant lump of organic material you wish to see in the world.

yes, hello from the stupidest country in the world

a poorly drawn cat seen from behind, with a spiral shell on its back like a snail. the cat also has two small antennae!

pic of an orange cat sitting on a red rug, seen from behind, wearing a striped knitted beanie positioned to resemble a snail shell on its back

a poorly drawn snail

both may be true

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

stupid, stupid timeline. hadron collider us out of this into the smelling flowers and petting capybaras timeline

i'd settle for a gravy raft at this point

my apprentice spilled another
potion. ive been a frog all day

YOUR GRANDPAPPY DIDN'T RUN SHINE THROUGH THESE HOLLERS JUST FOR YOU TO BECOME A FUCKING BOOTLICKER! -THE MOTHMAN @cryptidcocktail [Picture of Mothman playing a guitar in front of hills]

It's that day again. Give 'em hell and tell them The Mothman sent you

right?

what in the Barnabas Collins is going on here

they call him the “jar jar binks of the strait of hormuz”

A Butt of Farts and Poops
#booksky #booktok

and I couldn’t help but wonder that maybe the real lesson was the ships we blocked along the way

this looks like it screamed when you picked it