If you figure out a miracle solution for the 2 year old on the diaper strike, inquiring minds in the same boat want to know 😅

Establishing a European trust service provider for the AWS European Sovereign Cloud | Amazon Web Services Last month, we announced new sovereign controls and governance structure for the AWS European Sovereign Cloud. The AWS European Sovereign Cloud is a new, independent cloud for Europe, designed to help...

When we say "no non-EU dependencies" we mean it. AWS is lighting up a new root Certificate Authority fully based in the EU. Private keys, the secure facilities, operators, management, the issuances, the revocations, the metadata handling ... all based only in the EU. aws.amazon.com/blogs/securi...

my book recommendations are really going through it

anything can be a dip!

mine was given a little container of maple syrup at breakfast out yesterday and he proceeded to dip pieces of sausage in it, ignoring the pancakes entirely

oh shit we should do this

have the democrats considered that going on increasingly awful podcasts is not the brilliant countermeasure they think it is

this is roughly how ours went too - woke up at 3 asking for the wheels on the bus, sobbed when i put him back to bed. alligator wrestling was required to get him in shirt and pants, flatly refused a jumper, scampered off into daycare to do more exciting stuff

doing the crossword puzzle while struggling to keep my eyes open?

is sleeping a hobby? watching sesame street? 😂

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Oh myyy 😂

Every year we live in Seattle I buy uglier clogs.

shit that sounds amazing

wait costco sells chocolate covered gummy bears?!?

he's added a dragon and a manatee and soon there won't be room for him in the bed

The transition from “nothing in the crib but baby” to “toddler sleeps with a stuffed octopus, a stuffed dog, a stuffed bird, a small owl finger puppet, and an emotional support water bottle” was ABRUPT.

exactly! it's a menace.

no one warned me the toddlers would grow out of their wellies OVERNIGHT multiple times per year

the most monumentally fucked up timeline.

susan collins continues to be an incredibly spineless muppet

"you can nap or catch up on everything while the baby naps!"

reader, this is a lie from Big Parenting. there is no nap long enough. i spent nap time today cleaning jam out of a harmonica and mopping up skid marks from the floor from where he drifted a stool around the island.

he is not.

I’m sure it will start with cleaning off mud! 😂

translating updates from my kid's daycare:

"children experimented with natural materials" --> he's covered in mud

"children worked on art that engaged the whole body" --> he's covered in paint

"children explored the different sensory elements of their chosen medium" --> he ate paint

absolutely.

woke up and looked at my phone thinking "at least it's february" only to find that it is, in fact, still fucking january

B is for Bleak

😘 always happy to be the other mainer

i think i do the same thing as you when i'm not consciously thinking about it/talking fast, and both like "awnt" if i'm more aware. also grew up in maine, so perhaps we're just collectively weird.