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Posts by Captain sue

I feel like more Democrats who are running this year need to make it clear that they will push for a change in leadership. I'm not sure they understand how angry people are at the current leadership

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Everybody is resting.

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I still like to play!!! But listening seems like a Chore. Idk. I hate it.

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Jfc why do I hate music now. What happened

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WHAT GORGEOUS PUPS AAAAAH ilovethemmmm

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omg. gimmie that dog!

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It drives me crazy when I like….watch a YouTube vid about a song i like and the person is just SAYING WRONG THINGS. Just so you know, YouTube, I will never ENGAGE

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small black and brown dog chewing on a dog chew with his teeth bared so you could imagine he was aggressive

small black and brown dog chewing on a dog chew with his teeth bared so you could imagine he was aggressive

you guys i took a pic of stevie where he looks ever so slightly threatening! he is just chewing on his dog cigarette tho

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i did post about this a month ago!!!!! the di box and picks did work fine tho

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no candy in the sweetwater package

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lolol irl i love this

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BRO THE LAST SWEETWATER ORDER I GOT HAD NO CANDY AND MY GUY (Adam) didn't even CALL ME
(i'm serious, recession indicator doe?)

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whyyyyyy did i buy this midi controller from amazon instead of sweetwater i am a loser.

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2 NERDS

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i thought it would be funny in 1997 if i had a wrestling name so i became capn sue albano

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sameeeeee

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this is good info, i will try this and report back!

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i hate the idea of wasting food but fat free feta cheese seems like it got pre-wasted before i even got a say in the matter

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i got pickup groceries from giant today (well i do like every week due to stevie) and they gave me fat free plain yogurt instead of whole milk, which i could possibly live with MAYBE but they ALSO gave me FAT FREE FETA CHEESE which what even is that

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I am also weak on crime

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Cute brown and black dog on the couch.

Cute brown and black dog on the couch.

Idk I just took this pic of Stevie and he’s just the best isn’t he.

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I sort of want to cry I just assumed the researchgate emails were spam

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Close up pic of a small black and brown dog

Close up pic of a small black and brown dog

Close up pic of  a small black and brown dog with his tongue out

Close up pic of a small black and brown dog with his tongue out

Close up profile pic of small black and brown dog

Close up profile pic of small black and brown dog

Another attempt to get decent pix of Stevie when he is right up in my facceeee.

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I cannot live laugh or love like this you guys

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Gosh old sue is grumpy tonight!

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If a post starts with “something something” it’s probably ok to skip it

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Jfc shredding on a 12 string and then the clearest voice you’ve ever heard

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Gimmie that shit

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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On this day in the year 2000, Janice Soprano cooked dinner for her fiancé Richie. It did not end well.

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