Only a fail from the point of view of the American people - the "right" folks (including various aspects of Trumpco) are doing just fine, thanks. Republicanism in its purest form...

Trump posting an AI photo of himself as the Pope

And, for the record, this was also very obviously Trump depicting himself as a doctor. About to do a prostate exam.

Looks like they'll have to schedule this election's "assassination attempt" a fair bit earlier if they want any chance to distract from the fiascos the other distractions have become.

Do Americans know that their Vice President was in Hungary campaigning for a Putin ally to be reelected, instead of in DC during a war in which Putin is helping Iran target Americans?

One of the biggest takeaways from the past few days is that not one Republican in Congress was willing to risk anything to be on the right side of history

Republican reality:

Biden - doddering, demented old fool whose decisions were actually made by rational people around him = BAD

Trump - doddering, demented, corrupt, lying old fool whose decisions are made in spite of the 'rational' people around him = GOOD

Our Allies are not refusing to help America.
They are refusing to help Trump.

There is a huge difference.

Fortunately our equally outrageous gas prices in Canada were caused entirely by Mark Carney & have nothing to do with Trump (at least, according to the Albertans on Twitter) so we needn't rely on our somewhat iffy American cousins to do the right thing.

I’m not against Israel because I hate Jews.

Same as I’m not against MAGA and the Confederacy because I hate Christians.

Don’t try to hide your inhumanity safely behind your religion.

Disgust isn’t the same as persecution.

Well, well…

If the 14th amendment was not meant for modern immigrants, then the 2nd amendment was not meant for modern arms.

#truth

"The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy"

- Elon Musk

Gotta say I was skeptical about the existence of alien reptilian shapeshifters until this guy showed up

The lies defining this moment in America:

-The 2020 election was stolen
-There’s massive voter fraud
-There’s an epidemic of noncitizens voting
-We’ve been “invaded” by millions of criminals
-Only an authoritarian government can fix these problems
-Jesus agrees with all of this

Wild that the US President is less trustworthy than an authoritarian theocracy.

Donald Trump is an act of war against the entire world committed by Russia.

RIP Robert Mueller, he was preceded in death by the Rule of Law.

I can see the future:

• Democratic president elected to clean up the massive fucking mess left by the last Republican president
• Polls number tank because the media coverage shifts to why everything isn’t immediately fixed
• Republican president elected to repeat cycle

...and we use that to blow up NATO - Vlad will be So pleased!

Trump may be losing his mind, but let's not overlook the fact that he has always been an incompetent asshole.

Difficult to emphasize just how much a generation of kids has been taught that being dishonest, superficial, and narcissistic is the pathway to attention and therefore success

My wife asks me every morning if he's dead yet. I often remind her that she would have been woken by all the bells ringing (& we're in rural Canada)

This is what they said about tariffs, too. We must all be willing to endure some short term pain so our dumbass president can implement the policies that will ensure long term pain.

Can’t wait for the Benghazi 2.0 hearings to happen over abandoning US Officials and Diplomats across the Middle East because a child rapist and money launderer is being blackmailed to start a war on behalf of Benjamin Netanyahu.

All it would take to secure american fascism for generations would be for Barron to enlist, serve his time in comfort and safety (with frequent photo ops) and receive the lasting devotion of the right wing.

Fortunately, he's a Trump...

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

😕🇺🇸

Everything is for sale.

Alas, the fact that the majority of Americans don't support and appreciate their own lovely president hasn't made him any less irrationally aggressive