Struggling shoe retailer Allbirds makes bizarre pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 600% Allbirds announced a deal with American Exchange Group to sell its intellectual property and other assets for $39 million in March.

We truly live in the dumb timeline

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The 3D chess on display in DC is from a whole other dimension.

Going all in on your enemies objectives in order to get them to do what you want is something else.

My Spring to do list
by JD Vance

1. Prevent Iran war
2. Negotiate end to Iran war
3. Reelect Viktor Orbán

Nobody does deals like him. He’s the best deal maker. The best deals. Winning deals. Tired of these good deals. Amazing deals. Leave some on the table deals.

When they start caring more about the name than fixing issues, and even more when they revert back to an older name…

It’s usually an indication that the product management team is severely restricted, out of ideas or both and the end is going to be near

I’ll have “signs the end is near” for 300

Breaking! I’m considering a joint venture with Meta on destroying democracy

Little things like this annoy me more than they should:

"Mythos Preview achieves 93.9% on SWE-bench Verified, versus 80.8% for Opus 4.6." That's a near 13-percent jump over the previous state of the art since February.

No. It's actually a 16% increase.

I wonder if someone accidentally made the correct bet at just the right time in order to profit from this last batch of Orange Insanity.

I’m sure nothing untoward could have happened.

Watching something on Steven Bartletts channel.

You know I think this guy might be one of the dumbest people on the planet.

Open the comments.

Have to take that back. His listeners are way more moronic.

Remember Mike Judge’s Idiocracy (2006)?

It was supposed to be a dystopian comedy, not a documentary in slow motion.

Apparently, there is a scoreboard for the decline now: idiocracy.wtf

We were warned. 📉

I at least have a little bit of what it takes to be an astronaut. I’ll have you know I too have some Nutella

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Example: I got you. You want Disney songs and kids music now.

No. I want to work. My kids want kids music.

Also: where is that damn kids app?

The AI dj in Spotify is a well intentioned solution that is ultimately limited by the company’s incessant need to believe it knows you better than you know yourself.

Nincompoops are running the world. Corruption is running rampant. We’re perpetually on the front door of a major war and/or financial crisis. Companies are destroying the very fabric of society in pursuit of profits.

But have you tried meditating?

Addictive platforms engineered to be addictive vow to appeal verdict that they’re addictive platforms engineered to be addictive.

No. It’s unprofessional to write a word. You should write it with an asterisk instead so no one knows what word you meant.

If you’re going to drop an F bomb in your communication, drop and F bomb.

None of this “f*ck” fucking shit.

Most honest reporting in the past few weeks.

100 Jumps Hold to charge, release to jump. Land on 100 platforms to win — but one miss and it's over. How many attempts will it take you?

hab 14 geschafft und es macht mich verrückt aber weil ich erwachsen bin gebe ich mir einen ruck und höre sofort damit auf!
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Almost got my 500 day badge

*for the average C-Suite. But neither of us want to be average I suspect?

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To be a grown ass old man, to start a kid, then take off the kid after 15 minutes ruining his career. And then to make this claim:

Everything right now is going wrong. Every time it is more mistakes. We pay. Every. Now this situation.

Like, motherfucker, your job is to lead. Fucking Lead. #ATMTOT

A local cinema is running a dinner promotion where they serve you the food from a film while watching it.

This month they’re doing “The Menu”.

That’s a hard pass from me.

two men are talking in front of a car and the words sony pictures television inc. all rights reserved ALT: two men are talking in front of a car and the words sony pictures television inc. all rights reserved

F1 fans right now

At this point jokes about the inaugural FIFA peace prize being irrelevant are at risk of becoming irrelevant

Me: can I have a sparkling water please?

Every single London bartender: do you mean soda water?

Me: my man… does it sparkle?

I’m invalid I guess