the witching hour!

tbh i think Iran is only "releasing" them because they still don't exist

this is hilarious

"As President of the United States I DEMAND the IMMEDIATE RELEASE of the Wuzzles from captivity! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"

"Sure thing! Done! We've also released the Snorks and the Popples as well. Would you like to do an exchange for the Smurfs?"

there's been kind of a push for more "serious," auteur-style horror lately and the Academy being more open to recognizing horror as a worthy category for best picture noms is probably driving it

from what i understand a major component of it is his child molestation trial and the delays in releasing the movie came about because the filmmakers were depicting events that the victim's legal settlement stated could not be used

for a bunch of dudes who ostensibly read Sun Tzu they certainly didn't retain any of if

27 years since the Columbine High School massacre.
27 years of failing to protect our kids.
27 years without common-sense gun laws.

I watched it as a student. Now it’s only gotten worse for our kids.

We need an assault weapons ban.

no, i hate people boiling away our lakes and rivers to produce sepia-toned garbage

they would never run AI slop

i wonder what the payout was on Polymarket and who the three or four people were that bought into it just before the news got announced

HAM 'em

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yessssss

it could just be a regional thing in New England? it seems pretty ubiquitous for the highway rest stop vending machines here

sometimes you get a mix of Sacagawea and Susan B Anthonys

not with that attitude

highly plausible explanation:

if you use highway rest stop food/snack/drink machines on a long trip, such as one that might require a hotel stay, those often give Sacagawea dollar coins as change

an older gentleman in a three piece suit, graying in both hair and flesh, shambles, wide-eyed and snarling, towards the unsuspecting Barbra and Johnny (not shown) Kash Patel shares the same constantly bug-eyed look of terror at his existence and the horrors he commits to live

something about him always reminds me of that first zombie in Night of the Living Dead

Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.

"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.

I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).

So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

i had that realization after typing it out

possibly the first performance delivered entirely from a hospital bed

you're being suckered by a Blackwater op

please don't fall for it

yeah, i was kinda hoping for a coriolis effect

sinners poster i drew where the title is bleeding onto guitar strings

sinners my love congratulations on winning best picture (in MY award ceremony)

the cow family includes the dik-dik (which you would think is a deer but is actually a kind of antelope) so there's some range there

DARK SOULS THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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was it FFX-2 that had the missable conversation if you didn't go back to somewhere you would never normally have to return to unless you knew about the missable conversation?

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices