imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

Why would anyone ever pay a chiropractor when getting into a low speed car accident is free?

Thinking about when Grace helbig said “all members of 🧊 look like they got caught fingering a cat in middle school.”

"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.

More than 2,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. They’re demanding dignity: fair pay, safe conditions, a contract that respects their labor.

It’s time their voices are heard at the same volume as CEOs earning millions.

‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students “Abbott Elementary” creator and star Quinta Brunson is teaming up with the School District of Philadelphia to create a fund to provide free school trips to students.

‘Abbott Elementary’ star Quinta Brunson launches fund to provide free field trips to thousands of Philly students

Evie the gray tabby kitty crouching on a chair & staring blankly into space

Howie the brown tabby happily eating a Churu like a gremlin

Evie the gray tabby sitting on the couch & Callie the tortico crouching unhappily to the right

Callie the tortico yawning, blurred out of focus

sometimes we give all our mentally ill cats gabapentin & then we have a gummy & everyone in our home is high & calm together. family bonding.

you don't actually have to talk to these people

[update]
- you have received a $2,000 direct deposit in your Flexible Spending Account courtesy of President Trump

[update]
- you have received your Hospital - Invoice.pdf for $109,563.98

[update]
- Flexible Spending Account balance is now negative $107,563.98

LIVE: I Won't Support Doubling Health Care Premiums YouTube video by Senator Bernie Sanders

I’m voting no on the continuing resolution that would double healthcare premiums for 20 million Americans, kick 15 million people off Medicaid & allow 50,000 Americans to die unnecessarily every year.

All to give $1 trillion in tax breaks for billionaires.

In Earnings Calls, Private Prison Executives Revel in Profiting Off ICE Arrests “Our business is perfectly aligned with the demands of this moment,” CoreCivic CEO Damon Hininger said on the call.

Private prison executives casually discussed the "3,000 arrests per day" quota in earnings calls—despite the Department of Justice previously denying any quota exists. This is fueling immigration raids nationwide while companies rake in record profits.

America is being run by people whose social media presence would see them getting fired from a part time job stacking shelves.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.

I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer

a big aspect of rightwing politics is being an adult who intentionally bullys children

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

we eradicated smallpox by doing exactly that

Documents Allege a Federal Agent at Portland ICE Threatened to Shoot an Ambulance Driver Feds delayed medics who had come to pick up an injured protester. Then, according to confidential incident reports, the agents became aggressive.

ICE agents blocked an ambulance that was trying to take an injured protester to hospital.

"We are still not being allowed to leave by ICE officers.” an EMT said on radio

When driver tried to get out, an agent yelled, "DON’T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL SHOOT YOU"

www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...

i’ve been trying to think of the real actual applications of generative ai in it’s current state and the two things i have so far is it makes everyone more dumb and also every more paranoid

Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.

all respect to the star tribune, this kind of stuff should not be paywalled archive.is/iGtMf

Holding a beverage at a concert

The venue didn’t have Diet Coke so I had no choice but to get a vodka soda with lemon

"out of the three mass shootings today,"

we must abolish ICE

IS IT TYLENOL OR IS IT THE VACCINES YOU FREAKIN WEIRDO

Evie the grey tabby cat on a window hammock

Howie the tabby cat curled up

Howie thr tabby cat looking surprised/guilty

Callie the tortico curled up inside a suitcase

Here are my little creatures. Little creatures are essential

RFK Jr's war on vaccines is about shaming women, not helping kids The MAHA movement regards all childhood ailments as a sign that moms are failing

Looking at RFK's recent moves, including an attack on the hepatitis B vaccine and on painkillers for pregnant women.

The common theme: That all children's health problems are due to "bad" mothers.

This isn't about making kids healthy. It's misogyny.

www.salon.com/2025/09/22/r...

i don't profess to understand too much of this stuff but does it seem like they're just cycling the money back and forth here to keep the scam going

FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, BITCH