Having anxiety is the worst. People constantly telling you “don’t worry” or “calm down” but not fully understanding that it’s much easier said than done. 🫤

I now find immense pleasure in calling people obtuse. To their faces, at that.

Nothing like waking up & taking a shower at 3:55 AM. 🥴 Had to keep reminding myself it was for a good reason.

That moment when you got to meet THE voice of SpongeBob. 💛🥲

Had a rough night last night. 😞 So thankful that I’m doing something exciting today. It came at the perfect time.

No one talks about the heartbreak of DNF’ing a book. #BookSky

Y’all. I MET THE SOUP NAZI TODAY. 😭🥣

(Yes, I am screaming.)

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Jesus. It’s been a tough day for Kentucky fans. Lost to Gators basketball, softball AND gymnastics. 😬🤭

I will never understand people who can’t admit when they’re wrong.

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My weather app says it’s currently raining here.

It’s actually snowing right now.

Do not trust people who say “Happy Monday!” at work (or in general, really).

Starting the weekend off getting the hair ripped off my hooha. Things can only go up from here. 🤣

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Ordered a 12 oz iced ube latte for delivery & they gave me a 16 oz instead. The lort knew what I needed today 🥲

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Still waiting on those thriller recs #BookSky. 👀⏳

Today is my day. 👸🏽🎂

The dopamine hit I get when my BOTM box arrives…there’s nothing like it. 🥹 #BookSky

Officially my birthday week! Any/all ratchet behavior should be excused due to the circumstances.

I don’t make the rules. 💁🏽‍♀️😎

Jesus, this isn’t even a fair fight. Not even close. 😬 #SuperBowl

I’ve spent the better part of my workday semi-twerking in my chair at my desk.

I regret nothing.

Call me old fashioned, but I don’t like when I get into a Lyft/Uber & the driver doesn’t greet me.

That doesn’t look like Walter. 🤨 lol

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This is one of the worst AFCC games I’ve ever watched.

😑

So happy for Indiana! 👏🏽 What an unbelievable season for them.

Also, FUCK MIAMI. 😎

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Sometimes, it’s necessary to count our blessings. A new property mgmt company bought out the one I’ve lived under for the past 4 years. I was so anxious about how much rent would be come renewal time. Just got my early renewal offer & my rent isn’t increasing AT ALL, a rarity in this economy. 🥹

Oh, good! lol

Walter got sick of your shit & left?? 🤣

In exactly 13 months, I will be 40 years old. FORTY. 😵‍💫

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FUCK GREEN BAY!!! BEAR DOWN!!

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Welp, I guess I’m a Hoosier fan this month.