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Posts by Johnny Rocket - In my world it’s always time to rock it

Drinks are on Disney World.

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Sheetz awaits you.

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I’m a Disabled Veteran. My PCP, who had treated me for approximately 15 years, was let go over a year ago.

And I still have not been assigned a new physician.

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Ok. Now go ahead and cough.

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I worried about my Grandma being alone after Grandpa died and got her a rescue dog. She named him Buddy, which was my Grandfather’s nickname when he was a kid. They seem to be getting along pretty well…

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I want you to hire me as the priest who will hear Sean Hannity’s confession.

I’ll wear a wire.

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Class & grace, personified.

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He must do lots of squats. His buns look very firm.

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My favorite scene from the Bible

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Saw RFK Jr. creeping around the local Pet Sematary.

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She should wear a fake mustache.

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I hear Trump asked Mike Johnson if he would become an organ donor.

Apparently, some of Trump‘s organs are beginning to fail.

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a man and a woman are dancing on a stage in front of a sign that says ice cream Alt: A scene from PULP FICTION shows Travolta and Thurman dancing

One of my favorite Bible passages

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Pilot shot down in Iran visits the White House. Looks familiar, can’t quite place her though

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Was he ever seen hanging out at funeral homes?

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I echo your sentiments.

Though, I still enjoy some soothing sessions in the confessional during which time I tell the priest some wild lies about grave robbing.

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Happy Wednesday

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And he continues to study it to this very day, thanks to the fine work of a taxidermist.

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It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

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OK. Bring me the lube and lead me to the patient who needs a prostate exam.

I won’t be wearing a glove.

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Call it the kiss of death.

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Italy suspends defence co-operation with Israel amid criticism of wars in Iran and Lebanon Italy has suspended its defence co-operation agreement with Israel following a sharp escalation in political tensions between the two countries The move came amid a series of incidents involving…

🇮🇹 #BREAKING | Italy has suspended its defence co-operation agreement with Israel following escalation in political tensions between the two countries

The move came amid a series of incidents involving Israeli forces and Italian peacekeepers in southern Lebanon, where they are deployed under the UN

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Today, Pamela Jo Bondi, our most recent head of the Department of Justice, is blithely ignoring a valid, legal subpoena requiring her to testify before Congress.

We are not a nation of laws. We are a nation of some people can get away with anything.

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Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.

This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

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This.

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It is not a conspiracy anymore.

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New report. Big couch sale in Budapest.

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Great news!!!

I am humbled to learn that I am being inducted into the Rock & Roll Air Guitar Hall of Fame.

#music

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The guy in the bed went into seizures moments after Trump touched him.

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They make great holiday gifts.

For the in-laws.

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