Woof!
Posts by Booty Captain
I’ll meet you in the locker room.
Checking in, thick and tired. Another 12+hr workday in the bag. Cheers to two more!
Gladly. Rawrf!
It’s delish.
Let's roll around and get sweaty
Is this perchance for sale?
I wanna eat it tbh.
An agent of chaos, and no less.
Thick on both sides 😛↔️
@zekeytheotter.bsky.social you’re famous!
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
And clothes! Lol
We are finally having a good hair day!
Yes I concur.
Woof woof!
Yup.
You can have as many as you’d like.
About what? How sexy you are?
Humpy dumpy! 💪🏼🦦
Yes I did!
Sexy af 🔥
Such a good puppy.
Gladly.
I wanna eat it tbh.
Gorg 🔥
Gladly.
Come make me yours 🙈
Delish.
I know the feels but for what it’s worth, dat booty is fire 🔥.