You know it's a messed up world we're living in when an ex heroin junkie doesn't believe that injections can make you feel better.

Ya think?

"...a leader who cannot make objective decisions on behalf of the American people..."

May I add that he is incapable of making any rational decisions, about anything.

Anne who?

Back in 2017 we might have thought that Future Trump was giving us a safe word to make the nightmare end...

Covfefe.

It doesn't fucking work.

Thanks asshole.

Hamburder.

Dr. Lechtrer...
Dr. Lechtrer...
Dr. Lechtrer...

Funny as shit but weird as fuck. Definitive RFK the lesser.

Did the attack originate in DC?

I want to see the good reverend explain the AI slop where Jesus gives trump an enormous wedgie.

He's not possessed, he's self possessed you morons. Even your mythological demons wouldn't want to inhabit that enormous rotting gasbag.

What a fucking moron. It's embarrassing to be an American.

They won't reconsider their stance until some of their own start dying for nothing. Draft the rich.

Fucking republicans. I used to go camping in the BWCA with my dad when I was a kid. Another memory about to be destroyed by these bastards.

25th amendment time.

My son is one of the engineers responsible for the core launch vehicle. I am very proud of him.

Eeets just locker room talk...

Did someone do a DNA test on Barron or something?

He was just a little confused, but since he arrived he thought, hey, why not?

So sad for his devotees to think of Trump as a vessel since that his ship was sunk before it left the harbor.

It's smarter to to think of him not as a vessel but as a receptacle for several buckets of KFC and a few Big Mac's.

Talk about insufferable, and egotistical. She's turning into a hybrid of herself and an angry little Schnauzer who barks at the bigger dogs.... But only from behind the safety of a tall wrought iron fence.

He once gave communion with a single loaf of white bread. And a whole chicken...

Or else what, Taco?

You think she could at least rinse her mouth out before a press conference?

It never included Lebanon. They never said thank you.

bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him

The Strait of Hormuz is an open and shut case.

Oh don't worry, he's just getting started.

The words "moral" and "Trump" should never be used in the same sentence, except ones describing his disposal on moral grounds.

And about 77 million Americans voted for this piece of shit, and a bunch more couldn't be bothered to show up, that makes us part of the problem.

Sex scandals, insider information dealing, and financial associations with a professional gambler, what a guy! Then to top it all, he's a tool of the Ellisons. Is this a great country or what?