Turns out that roguelikes might just not be entirely my cup of tea...

Just spit-ballin' here and all, but giving up 41 shots on goal isn't the best way to support them in their first start for the team... 😬

Hell yeah, we’ve got ourselves a CJ Jackson start in goal. LFG @seattletorrent.bsky.social !

Makes me think I should be wearing my autographed Iago Falque kit every day again as well...

I am not turning on Stickey Keys!! I am not turning on Stickey Keys!! I am not turning on Stickey Keys!! I am not turning on Stickey Keys! I am not turning on Stickey Keys!! I am not turning on Stickey Keys!! I am not turning on Stickey Keys!! I am not turning on Stickey Keys!! I am not turning on S

Wait. You’re sure? You’re positive? Darmok AND Jalad at Tenagra? Okay. I’m putting some things together now.

Slay the Spire 2 is a very good game, it’s tons of fun, and it has great style and humor.

I also frequently want to launch it directly into the sun. All of these things can be true at the same time.

I'd actually prefer the SNL version, honestly.

A black and white dog laying in the middle of a rainbow on the floor.

He posed! He usually looks away when I try to take his picture.

Apparently the serving size for chips is 10 chips

Listen, I eat 10 chips while deciding if I even want chips

I’m just so relieved they didn’t bring any vengeful space demons ba… oh no.

“Uh Integrity I think you’re on mute?”

Chills.

Incredible that human beings figured out how to do this. How cool. What if we only did cool stuff

Please let this not be the moment we learn that kaijus are real.

For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

I have only your post to go on with those nachos and I also woke up still thinking about them.

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Absolute cinema watching that jar of Nutella escape contain behind the backs of the astronauts after packing other things away

today sure feels like one of the all time ‘so i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!’ moments

While I am well aware that the Molding Wet is just one of many false springs in Seattle, this weekend ushered in shorts & hoodie weather - at least for now - and I am very much here for it.

It’s pretty interesting to compare Easter messages from political leaders and then consider which ones the media treats as being out of the mainstream or dangerous

EXACTLY!

Character creation screens in which the character you’re creating keeps moving and turning their head/body so you don’t have a good view of the feature you’re editing. Just… hold still!!

"Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy."

we should put whoever makes broccoli rubber bands in charge of more stuff