a trillion dollar corporation can barely reach one singular nine of uptime for the most popular code platform on planet earth that it bought for $7.5 billion dollars.

pawjobs imply the existence of handunemployed

i say this as a sports fan: you shouldn't follow live sports. don't attend the games, don't watch them on tv, don't check the score. you're costing time and resources to snoop on a very sophisticated operation that doesn't involve you. just sit tight and wait for a book or video to come out about it

see?
here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

let me get this straight: DLSS exists because it's too expensive to run raytracing at native resolution, so they made DLSS 5 THROW AWAY THE SHADOW DETAILS THAT RAYTRACING GIVES YOU, thus destroying the entire point of using their own raytracing technology that required using DLSS in the first place?

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE JON REPORTS IT IS “COLD AS BALLS” OUTSIDE Bluesky personality also describes weather as “colder than balls” NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) released the following statement Saturday afternoon at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time: “It’s cold as balls outside today. It’s supposed to get even colder, too.” Minutes later, Bois issued a second statement: “It’s colder than balls out there. You really gotta bundle up, because it’s as cold as balls out there.” Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account) ###

i feel this in my soul god damn

tfw the people you love the most are all in pain and you can't do anything to fix it :(

Culinary Students Given Live Baby To Learn How To Care For Bag Of Flour

Culinary Students Given Live Baby To Learn How To Care For Bag Of Flour theonion.com/culinary-students-given-...

someone mentioned discord using up a huge ton of resources when typing awhile ago, now I'm getting that lol discord CPU usage goes up to 7-10% while I'm typing, and when I type too fast or hold the backspace button discord starts lagging it's so bad that when I hold down a single key (or backspace), characters stop appearing (or disappearing) in the input box until I stop holding it

In the distant future of 2026, we have developed advanced technology that somehow makes basic text input laggy on a PC with more computational power than a supercomputer from 1996.

The name “JPEG XL” implies the existence of other next-generation file formats such as:
• Big PDF
• MP3 Pro Max
• SVG Deluxe
• 7Zip 7Furious
• DOCX-treme
• GIF Supreme

My partner sent me this and like goddamn I feel it

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

Tenna offering a present

DELTARUNE WINTER Newsletter Time! We're sending it out now, but it takes a good while to process hundreds of thousands of emails. Fortunately there's a cheat code to look at it whenever you want. Ha ha ha ha.

toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/...

White supremacist no-talent hack crybaby fraud Samuel FB Morse in the "White supremacist no-talent hack crybaby fraud zone"

By far my favorite chart from any of @jonbois.bsky.social's videos

This is a classic example of optical correction for intersecting lines in font design.

To make the diagonal appear straight at the center of the cross, the type designer slightly breaks and shifts it inward.

The birth of the internet, according to Jon Bois YouTube video by Secret Base

FOOL TIME, part 1 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

youtu.be/zmyBSrQodnI?...

post from @ari@fedi.arimelody.space: We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had open-source. We had right to repair. We had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, sold ethical, repairable laptops, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up. You. And your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now. [picture of a framework laptop]

If by degrowth… | lunnova.dev Both sides of the degrowth debate are right, and I can prove it

thesis: thing good, antithesis: thing bad
synthesis: I'm going to McFuckin' lose it
lunnova.dev/articles/if-...

please don't, i avoid them too - after my stunt in minecraft modding i wish to never deal with a funny license for something important ever again

Please only do this if you don't want *anyone* to use your code, or it isn't a library. There is no way for me to vet every author of every dependency I use, and even if I did, what if they go crazy in 10 years? Actually fixing the open-source license ecosystem should involve lawyers, not memes.

Steam Hardware The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026.

Announcing: New @steampowered.com Hardware, coming in 2026:

Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame. 

Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware

game 7 is the least important game of the world series because the season’s over at the end of the season either way. they only play it so that someone can feel like they won

The official home of the Python Programming Language

TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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where?

Alicorn - Open Collective Help build Alicorn, a GPU native language that's faster than C and safer than Rust, compatible with the full power of your favorite language.

We are now actively seeking financial contributions towards taking our language prototype and turning it into a full implementation. Alicorn is a GPU native programming language that's faster than C and safer than Rust, which supports interop with most current languages.

opencollective.com/alicorn

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