Woke 2.0, baby

Give me your Resolve gurus because I think my shop is finally ditching Adobe.

Goddamnit! NO!

The Crow soundtrack is still 10/10. Thirteen-year-old me was molded by it.

a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a picture of a man and says `` everything is garbage '' . ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a picture of a man and says `` everything is garbage '' .

Art of the motherfucking deal. Amirite?

Someone needs to make a metal Ms Rachel shirt.

a woman in a white suit stands in front of an american flag with her arms in the air ALT: a woman in a white suit stands in front of an american flag with her arms in the air

That feeling when your kid poops on the potty for the first time.

Wait, he's from St. Louis? The way he went on and on about Kat, you would think he was from Evanston or something.

Man, I just want cheaper gas and healthcare.

I will argue that Desaparecidos is the best thing Conor Oberst has done. I got to see them at Fireside when they opened for Cursive in 2001. We had no idea who they were at the time, and it was amazing.

"...they just happen to have much larger, and harder, muscles than most - which is what they are supposed to have." is something pre-out Mac would have said on Always Sunny

This guy is such a beta cuck bitch

BTW, this is round 8...

Client: This is great! Just two notes... swap out all of the music.

the Red Hot Chili Peppers are just one of those memes that's like "you have 15 dollars to make the perfect band" and then spent 14 of the 15 dollars on bass/guitar/drums and only had one dollar left

My son loves her. She annoyed me for the longest time (those songs), but she became one of my favorites since she's using her platform for good. I would vote for her, too.

Someone just announced it in our Teams chat, and I shrugged.

It's crazy that we've been at war with Iran for 47 years and Toby Keith never wrote a song about it. Crazy.

HOW IS THIS SOLD OUT AND WHY IS IT EVEN HAPPENING??

Nah. I’m good.

Venture and Service Merchandise were my shit.

I love Reddit because people will go into a sub dedicated to professional editors and ask, "How do I relink footage?"

Don’t idolize politicians or leaders. They’re human beings and flawed and they deserve your constant skepticism and critique. If you want the world to get better give up on messiahs and saviors.

That guy suuuuuuucks

One day I’ll learn not to obsessively watch vote totals come in.

I moved here in October and it was one of the most exciting things to discover. I’m a simple guy.

You can add me to the early voters for Kat.

Vote Kat if you’re in the district.

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.