Damn I went around telling mfs this out of place looking fool at the show was a cop only to later find out he’s just an awkward military dork who had just started going to diy shows smdh
I’ll be streaming my live apology on twitch at 5pm EST
Found an unlabeled VHS that turned out to be a homemade video of my folks going at it and idk who was filming it but you know I had to review it on letterbox. 😎
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I swear to god I can’t watch a single movie without ads sprinkled throughout. 90 minutes uninterrupted? No thanks! I need a break.
Can we kill the momentum for a few minutes so I can scroll on my phone, please?!
“How’d you hear about this band?”
A video of a guy playing an unplugged guitar and singing into a microphone straight to camera standing in the middle of his living room popped up in my feed!
Told my nephew his teeth keep falling out cos they’re sad and don’t wanna be in his mouth anymore and boy did my sister hate that.
Just because I flip off one duck doesn’t mean I hate all ducks okay. I don’t even hate that duck. I just like flipping things off. What happened to free speech, man?
When the poser singing linoleum says “gibberish” instead of “GBH”
Been up for 15 minutes and I can’t wait to take a nap later smdh
Do that then tour up the coast!
One of my songs got quoted in the Washington Post and it just happened to be about the guy who owns the Washington Post.
This is the song:
drivelpunks.bandcamp.com/track/coffin...
Hell yeah bump dat new baghed
See it live in DC tonight omg wow
I hate that Shop Boyz song “Party Like A Rockstar” cos the main riff is the audible personification of a dude with zero musical background trying to play air guitar.
However, the “totally dude” ad lib is GOATED
Im gonna print out my IMDb page and use it as ID at the next Oscar’s.
Plz play out east
I personally think climbing Mount Everest is dumb as hell and if a mf ever told me they did it I don’t even think I could fake caring. Dumbass. You wasted thousands of dollars to be cold as hell?????
*Walks into literally any small room*
You could totally throw a show here.
This is sick as hell 🫡🫡🫡
Shame on a Nigga is too many white dudes favorite Wu Tang song
Saw a man sucking off a bald eagle and yelling “Go Birds!” every time he came up for air 😳
Mf be coming into the bar and leaning in close as hell to order their beer and im like “mf just kiss me already!”
“That’s right. These burgers will drip all over and fuck your shirt up!”
I’m just trying to go viral on this thing, man. The electric bill keeps going up and I need that Pepco sponsorship
Let’s get some class solidarity going and turn X into the platform where we go exclusively to post photos of our daily dookies.
Literal shitposting. Let’s goooooo!
These kids are vaping like a chimney
HRT - Harm Reduction Toolkit A white first aid kit icon with a pastel pink cross, overlaid onto a pastel blue background. Distribute Aid Logo Link to the fundraiser (available in the post text).
Fuck it. Trans folks need MATERIAL SUPPORT.
@distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting.
Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...
I can’t believe they let me book this 😭
I had a feeling Diddy was up to something the first time I saw him dancing
If I was the richest man in the world and literally nobody wanted to be my friend, I too might put all my energy into destroying the planet.
