An Exxon gas station sign with "FREE GAS ANY DAY TRUMP DOESN'T SAY SOMETHING STUPID"

Ben Grimes * O @softreeds Following Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled "potato", and everyone was like "that's a good enough reason for him not to be president"? We should be like that again.

He writes from a land down under.

@slyngstad.bsky.social

Can't make heads nor tails of that. 🤔😆

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

I remember being a kid, and my parents filled my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy. Now that I'm older, I don't fall for that stuff anymore, thank God.

politizoom.com Which One Will Trump Fire Next?

Which One Will Trump Fire Next? #PolitiZoom

Police arrest man who replaced US$34,000 worth of Lego pieces with pasta Irvine police have arrested a man for grand theft, though the bounty isn’t a fancy car or pricy electronics.

Police arrest man who replaced US$34,000 worth of Lego pieces with pasta

www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

Back to the Seventies?

Headline: Trump Tells Iran to Sign Deal With U.S. or ‘The Whole Country is Going to Get Blown Up’

Redditor: Why would Biden make him do this?

An orange kitten sitting in one cup of a bra

Only two weakly common things I can deduce from the accounts ... and neither of those two things.

I'd recommend just keep on being you 🫶

a man says i still feel like i won in a paramount network advertisement Alt: a man says "i still feel like i won"

I'm gonna lose the office pool.

I was betting on Wiles not Patel next.

Milton Berle Vs. Statler & Waldorf YouTube video by Nawar Nory

You know what you are doing wrong? You are standing too close to the audience!

[steps back] How's this?

You're still too close!

[steps back] Is this okay?

A little more!

How far back do you want me to go?

You got a car?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfx...

Milton Berle Vs. Statler & Waldorf YouTube video by Nawar Nory

You know what you are doing wrong? You are standing too close to the audience!

[steps back] How's this?

You're still too close!

[steps back] Is this okay?

A little more!

How far back do you want me to go?

You got a car?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGfx...

"Mooo-m!" 🐮🥰

And in for the win by a nose… Astrid’s Nutmeg!! #OnlyCalves
#FreshlyMinted

As the great Bard once wrote ...
Get thee to a pun-nery!

The best movie scene from the bible

Sure that's not a Peace Prize? 🤔

Ukrainian strikes CLOSE windows of opportunity for RUSSIA – Anna Danylchuk | Wrap-Up Analytics YouTube video by UATV English

Noticed that Doctor Anna got interviewed!
🥰❤️💪💙💛

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7S3...

One company I worked for had a Red Bull sponsorship.

They gifted the company what seemed like a full truckload of Red Bull.

Pallets and pallets and pallets of it! We had Red Bull filled offices!

Eventually there was "artwork" displays made from empty cans. 😆

Can't imagine why U.S. citizens don't want these well-paying jobs 🙄

Voting on spy powers at 2am will definitely help with trust in the government!

We live to fight another day! A victory tonight—as we killed a backroom deal Johnson and the WH cut to extend FISA authority for five more years. Dropped in the middle of the night.

We killed it on the Floor. But, it will be back. So we must keep fighting!

Fake Friends (English Version) YouTube video by Billie du Page - Topic

🍁🥰🎶🎵🎶

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vN7...

AutoPen 🤔

😂🤣
South Dakota’s "family values" starter pack: gravel pits, smoking guns, and an extra dose of vanity. When stick-figure decals become a dark satire of current leadership, the absurdity is complete. It’s no wonder the world is watching this circus with a mix of horror and laughter.

You'd think they could also manage automatic voter registration 🤔