open your fucking eyes

no can do

you are can

two can attached by string

two person Halloween costume idea

do not

GOD DAMN IT its okay its from a creator i watch sometimes so they get a pass

this is what we in the business call an exaggeration

just watched season 1 of twin peaks in under 24 hours i am not the same person i was a day ago

I can’t

would you ask a bird not to fly?

evidence suggests that i might be

bluesky before we go any further I must confess that I am the joker

at least we don’t have to see “honestly the best feature of IOS” or “97 year old NYC diner still serves their coke the old fashioned way”

no viral post farming Twitter blue bots but at what cost

how do I stop my timeline being just art of anime girls I did not sign up for this

one of these is a lie you need to guess which one if you guess wrong you are in trouble

two men are standing in a room and one is holding a piece of paper in his hand ALT: two men are standing in a room and one is holding a piece of paper in his hand

splooble splumbp 🔥🔥🔥