a book is open to a page that has the number 25 on it Alt: a book is open to a page that has a lot of word written in blue ink. A hand comes into frame twirling a pen in their fingers

Did I ever tell you bluesky about my favorite book report I did in school? It was on Homer’s Odyssey.

Homer oughta see these nuts

Jesus called he said he’s sick of the disses I told him to quit bitchin, this isn’t a fuckin hotline

flower growing in between cement. text says "i grew anyway (smiley face)"

it’s silent hill! James and Maria from the original Silent Hill 2 game in the dense fog of silent hill. The caption on screen reads: “first date idea:we disappear into the fog”

just saying im down

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

Boomhauer from The King of the Hill TV show with the caption over top of him “life’s complicated man like a dang ol rubix cube man talking bout all blue red man talkin bout dang ol get one side done dang ol messed up the other side”

various trinkets on a black background and white text in the center that reads “don't overthink it: just buy yourself a trinket”

a man in a suit and a red shirt is saying `` you 're breathtaking '' . Alt: Keanu Reeves in a suit and a red samurai shirt is saying `` you 're breathtaking '' .

No you ! 🤘

A blue inhaler I front of a swirly pink background with SPARKLES ✨ everywhere with a caption that reads at the top: “may I offer you a chaser” and at the bottom it reads “for your bong rip, Queen?”

millennials don’t age because of all the preservatives

70% of my day is convincing myself not to give up on everything

i deserve fangs

So what a year huh.

The fuck you mean it’s only April?

Shadow the Hedgehog holding a gun in front of a red cityscape with the words "I wish ill on jk rowling"

Live laugh lobotomize me please

This world’s fucked. I’m ready to move to the next one.

cars on a highway. their lights are creating an astigmatism effect where they are bloomed. "Imagine trusting me to drive us around at night & this is how I see"

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

I have decided to name the orange kitten Cornbread.
I have only known little Cornbread for two weeks now but I would die for them.

One of those days I wish I could simply disappear and not exist for awhile.

a red lizard is on a log that is laying on the ground of a forest "'I asked CHATGPT-' Yeah, well I asked this fella and he told me to tell you to lick rocks"

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

I am the elucid dream, the monster in your nightmares

me

Goodnight moon 🌕

A whole week old, barely opening any of their eyes yet they are so cute I could die 🤣😭

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked claude" well I asked the mitochondria and it said "iunno man I'm just the powerhouse of the cell"

As soon as they are moving around and their mama is cool with me handling them I will.
2 black kitties, 2 striped grey babies, a brownish one more like their mama, and the most precious little orange baby I’ve ever seen 😭

And also in other other news.. I got myself a little coffee treat because holy fuck anything to make me feel at least 0.01% less miserable atp

I am destined for more