We think you’re sweet and all but we just don’t know you well enough to say it back yet.

I bet Freud’s mom was an absolute babe.

How many more of us have to die before it becomes apparent to everyone that violence has ALWAYS been the answer?

Have you tried masturbating about it?

Nooooo don’t do my boy Short Round like that!

Is that blade forged from demon blood? It looks like it’s forged from demon blood 🤔

Fuck the police

Me at Coachella:
“Ahhh music festivals! Now ~these~ are my people! Hey how are you today, passing stranger?”

“Go fuck yourself, weirdo”

“See?! Everyone is so nice!” 😁

Fuck yeah, this take kicks ass. I have similar feelings about David Gilmore. That dude knew when to let a note ring out for as long as it needed, and he knew when a solo needed breaks from the phrase he was playing. The parts where his guitar falls silent were loud AF. More isn’t always more.

“We have Sisyphus at home”😆 Life is suffering pal. Rivers will flow where they will. Just enjoy the gift of flowing water while it lasts. If the stream must flow the other way, climb the mountain that feeds it. The same water flows down the other side. It’s all perspective. May you find zen 🙏🏻

Hey so what the heck is Bluesky anyways?

“Uhhhh it’s like Twitter but for furries.”

Fun fact: if you call an incel “little dog” they will bark at you like a chihuahua.

what do you mean work? They didn’t do anything and they wasted a bunch of water and used the tool of a bunch of technocratic pedophile billionaires. Congrats. Literally didn’t do shit. This is empty meaninglessness. You’re selling your soul to make trash and kill the planet. Great job, loser. Shame.

You’ve been my hero since I was a little kid and I adore your work but please stop using generative AI to create slop. It’s a waste of energy and water. It’s so insulting to artists. Artists like yourself. Artists like me. It’s an insult to art and humanity itself. Stand united with us against AI

May I suggest the title of “Bisexual Flow”

BRB, going groblim mode. Gerblin mode? Josh Groblan mode 🫡

Very sorry to hear that friend. Fuck your sister! Or wait, no that came out wrong. To hell with your bitch ass sister! There it is ayyyyye. Better yet, I’m your sister now, come ‘ere give sissy a kissy 😚

Me for like the 8th time to the same guy I’ve been talking to for weeks: hey you know I’m poly, right?

Remember when hand drawn cartoons would actually mingle with people in live action settings? We hit the cutting edge of those effects in like the 80s with Who Framed Roger Rabbit and it was a triumph of film and animation. Then we just abandoned the very concept? wtf? Can we bring that back please??

6 months sober. I’ll take my chip in Cool Ranch, please 🫴🏻

Welp. I just tried to zoom on a picture in a magazine. Go ahead and schedule my lobotomy.

It's actually really fucked up watching so many people clamor to watch a new television series created by a woman who has proudly bragged she'll use the money she makes to try and kill my entire community.

I tried to get into One Piece many times. I like the concept, story, silliness, and heart of it. Hate the art style and VO performances, both dubs n subs. It’s ugly and sonically grating to me. But I’m enjoying the live-action. Why they make Chopper look like that tho? They did him dirt as hell wtf😂

Certifried Afrocheeziac

Congratulations to McElroy brothers @justinmcelroy.bsky.social @travismcelroy.bsky.social and @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social for their long overdue award for Best Ad Read. The best in the biz at it since the early days of podcasting, and criminally disregarded every year despite consistent nominations.

Matt “The Lizard King” Apodaca. Hell yeah big dog.

Look pal, I don’t know you and you don’t know me, and I assure you I have a love for you that is patient and kind, but you deserve to be slapped for calling this a retro game. Such rudeness. Sam deserved better 😤

Thank you for calling Jubb Bubbins Rugs and Tubs and Plugs for Jugs Discount Wholesale Emporium. For quality assurance, could you describe your hole and tell me how you got this number?

Great. Another pile of tapioca and pubic hair that only holds the interest of the ultra wealthy deciding the fates of people he will never identify with, respect, or understand.

I’ve never done crack but the smell of PineSol makes me want to try it 🤔