new shirt + reminder to bsky opps

I need birthday cake one liners asap 🫥 I’m drawing a blank

I just need someone to tell me everything there is to know about these charts. Explain it like I’m 5. #Astrology

For you see, my roommate is
… Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe
… Blonde

being snowed in & dreaming of running leads to a couple purchases 💸

by “content” I mean like what-I-eat-in-a-day not OF 💀

is this the year I start making content? 📽️

we’ve really been living our best life all year ☃️

Lemme take my ass back inna house 😳🤣

I knew immediately all of these people were from Georgia ❤️

Watching The Later Daters on Netflix and it’s my new favorite dating show

today might be a Chipotle day

I’m becoming more and more concerned about what the Midnight Glitz Stanley looks like in person

New Moon
New month
First snowfall
TERRIBLE nightmares

all I got at the witches market was a couple oil blends but I really left with was an energy boost of 1,000,000x ✨⚡️

The 2nd Annual Witches Market is this morning 🔮

todays binge watch is Perfect Match 🤣 I’m so happy I’m alone 🚮🗑️

…. Wait 🤣 is it??

I really want to go see Wicked right now, but I know I’ll fall asleep

I really want to lose 30 pounds but snow in the forecast means DoorDash 🌯

my days are soooooo messed up 😵‍💫

✨I got it✨
I thought I was done buying cups until I saw this beaut 😍

I want to say what the one #BlackFriday item I want is but according to Co Star I shouldn’t be jinxing things ✨

I’m thinking you’re right!!

How is this real? 😂

😂 all good questions!!! It’s embroidery and I’m not sure I have the patience - but I want very specific flowers 🧐

I am once again trying to decide if I should try to take up a new hobby or pay an absurd amount of money to someone for a very specific handmade item 🧶

222✨

I’ve been staying up until 3am watching Yellowjackets the past three nights so I’m a night owl now