It has helped me find some people to block. So I guess it wasn’t all bad 🤷‍♂️

I had thankfully forgotten about bonds dog until this very moment

This whole exchange is inspiring me to make a Mexican lasagna

How do you get a job being a reenactor in a true crime docuseries?

What are tortilla chips if not dry corn lasagna noodles?

We could solve the housing crisis by phrogging in billionaires homes

Lasagna is Italian nachos

The real original sin was Adam being a little bitch

It’s gotta be sturdy because of all the fuckin

Starting a new Shaker sect but for sluts

I can imagine awful things going wrong but I just worry about them and take no preventative measures. It’s an undervalued skill set

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Yeah, I have no idea how none of us understood how fucked it was

Little known fact: transgression is actually a portmanteau of transgender and aggression 🤔

Or she or they. Sorry for being problematic about my imaginary FBI agent. Please forgive this transgression 🙏

I’m not worried about my FBI agent watching me anymore because he’s too busy trying to rouse a drunk Kash Patel

Having a lazy hound dog that is a super deep sleeper can be truly terrifying. Idk how many times I’ve spent 10-15 seconds convinced Banjo is dead to only have him snort and do a big stretch like he didn’t just scare the shit out of me

I’ve got way too many mutuals with this POS

Gotta love the “NPNC” guy who has absolutely nothing else in his bio. Sir, this is practically the same thing

Me too. That was nearly 20 years ago. I’m too old for that shit these days

I will always think of those days fondly but I do not miss them

Thinking of the time in my punk house days when a crusty living on our back porch invited another crusty to stay in our living room indefinitely without talking to anyone about it. There were 10 of us in a 3 bedroom house

I can *sort of* understand not being super into Madonna after the mid 90s but are you even queer if you don’t love early Madonna

I’ll sometimes use my skeets as jumping off points for writing jokes. When I scroll through and they’re all very niche bits that require a deep knowledge of internet lore I know I need to log off

This was me this morning

I think it needs to be 60 or 65% for it to not be a blood sugar nightmare

The two genders

I love dark chocolate but on stuff like this they never put the cocoa percentage. Which is what I really want to know about my dark chocolate

I need help paying bills this weekend. Any amount, large or small, helps a lot. Thanks for reading this!

I posted in my neighborhood fb group asking about any kids mowing lawns in the neighborhood and now two old ladies are fighting about herbicides and honey bees