But she's being forced to sell a house she'd prefer to keep! Will nobody think of the second-home-owners?

Haha, love the way he gives the exact date like we wouldn't have known what was happening otherwise.

Don't tell ENIC; they'll see it as a challenge...

Got them all. Took me a while to get the last one, even though they've been relegated 3 times and we had a memorable win there.

Forgot that my stream wasn't Sky. Don't know if I would have been able to watch this with Smith commentating.

TBF, Clinton Morrison is Spurs so he's probably shitting it like the rest of us.

Wasn't he a black belt in one of the martial arts? And a kickboxer too. Very much the exception to the rule at the time though.

Come on Palace. For Dave Clark and the Tottenham sound, do these...

Although Jerry Dammers didn't agree.

What an album...

this sounds kinda like a "who cares" achievement but its a very exciting milestone for rich guys who are extremely invested in a future where robots they control are slavedrivers and prison guards for the rest of the human population

Sheffield United

Beat me to it

If that was Romero etc. etc.

The cunts' cunt.

Semenyo not having a good game

Also, yes there's the whole Morrissey thing, but The Smiths.

The Clash, although Give 'Em Enough Rope isn't as good as the other two.

Chelsea away, Newcastle home, Man United away, Bournemouth home

They've got Sunderland away on a Friday night then these. Can't see them picking up too many more points. And if (yes, it's a big if) we gain 5 points on them, we'll overtake their GD too. They're not out of it yet.

And that'll be the time to switch over to the Scouse derby.

Fuck off, Burnley!

Get the fuck in, Burnley!

When you go to pour yourself a glass of wine but instead create a metaphor for Tottenham's season...

Great atmosphere, good performance, great goal. Still couldn't win...

And three times the song Richard I is.

That kick off time made me panic for a moment before I realised it was US time. Thought I'd booked the wrong train.

It's definitely an English word too.

You know I can't smile without you
Can't smile without you
I can't laugh, I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything

I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile without you

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