Slaying skeletons and tracking down a crimson ex-arcanist. 😁✌️

Almost 40, still fucking love pokemon, and I just drove to work rocking out to MLP:FiM songs.

Some shit never gets old. 😎

I fucking love the internet when it internets! 🤣

Yay! I'll DM you when it's ready! Early July.

Thank you! 😘

It's a short story, shouldn't take longer than 30 min to read. I'm mainly looking for is this good enough to pay money for, but any other critiques are welcome!

Yay! Thank you! I'll DM you for the deets early July!

Lol! I'll have to finish it up, so I'll DM you for the deets!

TW: hard impact play and possible dubcon.

Sooooo as I finish a story up, I'm still kinda shy about sending my stories out into the world for the first time.

Would anyone be interested in beta reading my very first story of my anthology series, and giving me their honest opinion and hotness rating?

🥹 👉👈

#AmWriting #Erotica

Ooooo that's nice! Like FF3/6. ☺️

I am currently out-earning what I studied 11 years for by being a server. 🤦

I also feel bamboozled.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is why Canada is warning that anyone going to the US use a burner phone. That is an official recommendation from the government.

🥲

A book store in the city I'm near sells them! It says the genre and reading level on the front, and that's it. I love the idea!

John Oliver has always been a real one!

I've been rereading history a little, and it's honestly exactly how the concentration camps started. THAT is scary!

This is fucking terrifying! 😖

Classic!

a cartoon llama with the words " bring it on " behind it ALT: a cartoon llama with the words " bring it on " behind it

Happy Hump Day, fellow internet perverts!

First day of my work week. Here we go! Let's get this!

a person is playing a piano with a blue light coming out of it ALT: a person is playing a piano with a blue light coming out of it

The most popular pianist at the club knows the best performance is not about length, it’s about proper fingering.

It may be Tuesday, but it's my Sunday.

Ramping up for another work week with a nice Epson salt bath, complete with lavender and face mask. Bring it on, fancy restaurant! ✊ ❤️‍🔥

#ServerLife

I'm just hoping he learns to pull out when he's a young man 😂

5: I can't open the car door!

Me: You have to pull the handle out.

5: I were pulling out, but it didn't work! It doesn't make any sense!

Me: *resists urge to record sound byte for the future*

1

Wow that was high tech for the time!

a woman helps an elderly woman with a walker with a sign that says sure grandma let 's get you to bed ALT: a woman helps an elderly woman with a walker with a sign that says sure grandma let 's get you to bed

I tell the 20 year olds I work with about the wild west of the old internet sometimes. My coworker was in awe at the lengths we went through to watch porn.

"Back in my day, we had to download our porn on to our family computer, and hide it in a folder and hope to God mom didn't find it..."

I accept this lol