Bunch of babies.

Porter Martone! #gogreen
#flyers

FLYERS WIN!!!

Porter Martone, welcome to the NHL playoffs. What a snipe.

3-1 Flyers.

HE'S SO FREAKING GOOD. SO GOOD.

Porter. Fucking. Martone.

IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING

As a woman, I offer my sympathies to the Pope who is now being told hourly by very many random men what he actually means

You knew Porter Martone was going to arrive in Detroit in /MSU_Hockey gear! 🤩

Same to all those who chose not to vote for whatever single issue they deemed more important than stopping a literal global existential threat.

I hope all the people who voted against Genocide Joe are feeling good this morning

Four headlines in which Marjorite Taylor Greene, Tucker Carolson, Piers Morgan, and Alex Jones condemn Trump for his genocidal threats to Iran.

Imagine being a moderate Republican and getting outflanked on decency, morality, and basic humanity by these four nutters

Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk By Maureen Dowd April 30, 2016

happy 10-year anniversary to this razor-sharp political prognostication

from threads @venus66celestisal asked “If we went to the Moon in 3 days in 1969, why is it taking 5 days in 2026?” @boricua_en_maui replied: “There's a black man flying the ship. He's going extra carefully so he doesn't get stopped by the moon police.” @mike.fergus.96 also replied, saying: “They're going to the dark side of the moon and this was only released in 1973, so it's further back in time to get to it.” 😂

lots of great replies but these first two absolutely sent me (via threads)

Secret Election Funders (via NYT) U.S. politics has seen a stunning increase in dark money donations, undermining promises from the Supreme Court.

i’m so old i remember when obama called out SCOTUS for citizens united during a SOTU, predicting this would happen, and alito shook his head and said “that’s not true”

"Cognitive surrender represents a deeper abdication of critical evaluation, where the user relinquishes cognitive control and adopts the AI's judgment as their own...a deeper transfer of agency where AI's judgment is adopted w/o verification."

This is what heroin must feel like

[Exit Murderer.]

Misquoting Orwell is the perfect end to her tenure

Raskin: “Based on what you know today, were Renée Good and Alex Pretti domestic terrorists?”

Noem: “There's ongoing investigations…I would think you would want there to still be investigations going into these situations.”

Raskin: “You stated [your] conclusion 2 hours after they were killed."

Iran is an evil regime and deserves to fall. But that's not a good argument for launching a war of regime change without Congress and against the will of the American people.

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Imagine not knowing what K9 could do for over four years.

Now you know why he should’ve won the 2021 Heisman Trophy.

Congrats K9! MVP! #GoGreen

Happy for K9! And now…BRING ON BASEBALL SEASON! ❤️🤍⚾️

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."