Dishwasher ruined my water bottle.
Girlfriend insists she wants to keep it.
(I think she's gonna try reshaping it with heat, but we all know it's going to be a waste of time. Just buy another. Still, anything to keep her happy.)
Twas the Guinness I tells ya.
The thing is... it's on Zon now.
Yeah, I watched it.
Yeah, I liked it.
If you're a writer and want to see how screwed up you can get. Watch it. It's fun.
