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Posts by The Skunk in Your Backyard

That’s great. But I’m an excepted federal worker who has been working without pay for weeks. If I have to work without pay, they should too. But they keep getting paid and so they have no motivation to end it.

End the shutdown and f*cking pay me.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

@governor.ca.gov Gerrymander me, baby. I’m ready. 😏

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5 months ago 1 0 0 0

Prop 50 passed and Zohran got elected.
Awesome.
NOW END THE SHUTDOWN AND PAY ME YOU F*CKERS!!

This has been your federal worker rant for the week. It is November 4th and I, an essential federal worker, am still working without pay.
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5 months ago 4 0 0 0
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"Work or Die Is Not Free Choice"
Sticker seen in Vancouver, Canada

6 months ago 1118 372 8 4

Hey! Guess what?
It’s October 22nd and I’m still a federal worker who is working without pay because I’m “essential.” If I’m so f-ing essential then PAY ME YOU F*CKERS!!!
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#shutdown #federalworker

6 months ago 1 0 0 0
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California bans declawing cats under new state law signed by Gov. Gavin Newsom California has officially outlawed the practice of declawing cats after Gov. Gavin Newsom signed Assembly Bill 867 into law, a measure animal welfare advocates are calling a historic win for animal pr...

FINALLY!!! 😭 YES!!
www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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'Hey, fascist. Catch!': Messages written on bullet casings in Charlie Kirk shooting Bullet casings from the gun suspected of being used to assassinate Charlie Kirk were engraved with messages officials believe hint at a possible motive to the killing.

“Hey fascist! Catch!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Source:

www.nbcchicago.com/news/hey-fas...

7 months ago 1 0 0 0
Wu-Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck (Official HD Video)
Wu-Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck (Official HD Video) YouTube video by WuTangClanVEVO

You know what makes me feel good? Wu-Tang. Because Wu-Tang is for the children.
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Alexa, play Protect Ya Neck
youtu.be/R0IUR4gkPIE

7 months ago 2 0 0 0
Filter - Hey Man, Nice Shot (Official HD Music Video)
Filter - Hey Man, Nice Shot (Official HD Music Video) YouTube video by FILTER

Alexa, play Filter…

youtu.be/o9mJ82x_l-E

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

At this point, I will vote for anyone who entirely eradicates fireworks from California. That’s it. That all I want.

9 months ago 2 0 0 0

I knew it!

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
MSN

www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

#kristinoem

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

@ghost-goat.bsky.social Did you steal her purse? 🤣

1 year ago 3 0 2 0
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I don’t think that word means what she thinks it means 🤣

I’ve been called a communist onnthreads. This explains so much. Comrades, I’ve been doing communism all wrong. 🤣

#seizethemeans

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

100% true. Can confirm.

“You can fool everybody, but landie, dearie me, you can't fool a cat. They seem to know who's not right, if you know what I mean.”
— Mrs. Plunkett (Elizabeth Dunne)
“Cat People” (1942)

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Don't be surprised if the "concessions" Donald Trump is looking for from foreign countries in exchange for dialing back tariffs are not "you need to buy more pork from American farmers" but "you need to lease another floor in Trump Tower for ten years."

1 year ago 7117 1544 282 79
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NGL — grateful I live in a place with locally grown avocados.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Stand up today!!

#HandsOff

1 year ago 4 1 0 0
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ICYMI— this is why your feed is now filled with penguin memes.
I looked it up for anyone who needs it:

www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

lol

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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We are currently living in The Age of Incompetent Hypocrites.

1 year ago 15824 4580 467 177

X is not worth 33 billion. He basically just paid himself $33B from another company, presumably to pay off his debts from the initial buy because he knows he'll never be able to raise the capital from X itself.

He is his own ponzi scheme.

1 year ago 23499 5455 821 346

As a non-mathy person, I agree.

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

So did I. With lots of them. OMG
Why don’t math teachers tell us these things?

1 year ago 4 0 1 0
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1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Me. I’m that person. I don’t have my phone out in public all the time.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

I wish my meeting host was Jorts

1 year ago 9 0 0 0

So I got a new phone over the weekend, and I know this is weird but the Bsky blue looks so much prettier on my new phone.

#bluesky

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

Ok, so for people who don’t follow me, (bc you probably don’t know), I’m just letting you know that I work for the federal government, which is what makes this funnier (and soooo hard).

1 year ago 3 0 0 0