Prayer circle for everyone with families who don’t eat until 7 🙏🏽

Gym was packed. I’m hungry and finna start warming/cooking sides now lmao

This wouldn’t happen to be from a *nearby* county, would it? Lmao

Just found eight (8) dog toys under my sectional and put them in my baby’s toy basket. She will 1000% pull every last one of them BACK OUT before bed time 💀💀

Good morning, when is Apple billing department going to get hit with a RICO?

I am cryyyying

Leg day be whooping my ass in the morning. I’m fine with literally anything else 💀

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"at the end of the day, the day gone end"

that's spectacular language

Lmao no because what yall finna do with 75 paid for ants 💀

???????

This is the type of chaos I live for lmao

Central and Howard lol

It’s been a wonky couple of weeks. I need to see somebody fight AND win lolol

a man with his tongue hanging out is sitting in the back of a car ALT: a man with his tongue hanging out is sitting in the back of a car

Seeing that one of your alma maters was involved in a brawl after a football game that they WON 💀

I tried cooking with wine last night…

After 5 glasses, I couldn't remember why I was in the kitchen.

a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone . ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .

Presenters at this conference not knowing when to wrap it up, also not knowing that I am Queen Get Gone

if i send you this, just know im getting ready to show my ass

a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater is sitting on a couch covering her face with her hand . ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater is sitting on a couch covering her face with her hand .

I think my dog ate a wrapped gingerbread man cookie while I was gone omfg

Turns out “mommy’s baby” is a 45 lb Tasmanian devil.

Same in NC lolol

Decided to be ✨responsible✨ for lunch and get wrap but damn if this place didn’t give me a fat glass of Chardonnay lol

We are so back!

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Listen I am afraid of emus in general but I think a “trained” emu sounds even scarier. Trained to do what

No for real lol

Lmao it is! It’s wholesome so far lol

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Been waiting for this moment all day lmao

Got my wine and blanket. About to rub my feet together and watch Merv the Cat 💀